A Couple 'O More
My school has a way of deceiving or manipulating the schedule of it's students. Our first day of classes starts on Friday. Actually, it isn't actually school since all we're going to do there is have mass and some opening remarks.
Time: 7:30 - 10:45
Place: HS Gymnasium
Event: Opening of Classes
Pro: School....Yey?
Con: There's a 3 day weekend after.
Why not just have the opening of school on a Tuesday? They could have it on the 13th of June where the students don't have to get weird adjustments where they would still think it's summer when it's not or they would think it's school time when they still have a 3 day vacation.
I bet the principal is laughing her ass off.
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I might watch the Omen today by some lucky chance. Thenm I would be able to see the image of the anti-christ killing everything in it's path. But we all know that's just how the movie producers see the anti-christ. Others would obviously take a different view.
For Example:
1. Married or engaged women see Paris Hilton as the Anti-Christ.
--Paris Hilton--
Special Power: Ultimate Seduction
Weakness: Flat Chest, Thin Body, Utter Stupidity
Favorite Spell: "Hi Sexy" < seducing spell
Minions: Everyone who works at the Hilton Hotels
Victims: Those who watch the Simple Life
How do you know when she's about to attack? : When she says "That's Hot"
2. Married or engaged men see Martha Stewart as the Anti-Christ.
--Martha Stewart--
Special Power: Advanced Studies on Home Economics
Weakness: The Stock Market
Favorite Device: The magazine "Living" as well as the "Martha Stewart Show"
Minions: TV producers and magazine publishers
Vicitms: Naive hapless mothers and homekeepers, inmates, stock market junkies
How do you know when she's about to attack? : When she has a plastic smile while adjusting her flower vase with a touch of velvet Marthaness.
3. Troubled folk see Dr. Phil as the Anti-Christ.
--Dr. Phil--
Special Power: Mind Tricks to turn you against yourself
Weakness: Oprah
Favorite Device: The Dr. Phil Show
Minions: Show audience who do nothing better than to obey his eveywhim
Victims: Troubled Ones.
How do you know when she's about to attack? : When you hear some sort of annoying dixie(southern) accent.
Time: 7:30 - 10:45
Place: HS Gymnasium
Event: Opening of Classes
Pro: School....Yey?
Con: There's a 3 day weekend after.
Why not just have the opening of school on a Tuesday? They could have it on the 13th of June where the students don't have to get weird adjustments where they would still think it's summer when it's not or they would think it's school time when they still have a 3 day vacation.
I bet the principal is laughing her ass off.
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I might watch the Omen today by some lucky chance. Thenm I would be able to see the image of the anti-christ killing everything in it's path. But we all know that's just how the movie producers see the anti-christ. Others would obviously take a different view.
For Example:
1. Married or engaged women see Paris Hilton as the Anti-Christ.
--Paris Hilton--
Special Power: Ultimate Seduction
Weakness: Flat Chest, Thin Body, Utter Stupidity
Favorite Spell: "Hi Sexy" < seducing spell
Minions: Everyone who works at the Hilton Hotels
Victims: Those who watch the Simple Life
How do you know when she's about to attack? : When she says "That's Hot"
2. Married or engaged men see Martha Stewart as the Anti-Christ.
--Martha Stewart--
Special Power: Advanced Studies on Home Economics
Weakness: The Stock Market
Favorite Device: The magazine "Living" as well as the "Martha Stewart Show"
Minions: TV producers and magazine publishers
Vicitms: Naive hapless mothers and homekeepers, inmates, stock market junkies
How do you know when she's about to attack? : When she has a plastic smile while adjusting her flower vase with a touch of velvet Marthaness.
3. Troubled folk see Dr. Phil as the Anti-Christ.
--Dr. Phil--
Special Power: Mind Tricks to turn you against yourself
Weakness: Oprah
Favorite Device: The Dr. Phil Show
Minions: Show audience who do nothing better than to obey his eveywhim
Victims: Troubled Ones.
How do you know when she's about to attack? : When you hear some sort of annoying dixie(southern) accent.