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Dear ladies who poo in the second-floor bathroom in Kane Hall right before choir practice,
While I appreciate your efforts to cover up the aroma of your waste products with liberal quantities of carcinogenic perfume, I do not enjoy the mingling of scents that immediately follows, nor the effect it has on my head. If you must poo at this time, at least eat something less toxic, spray something less toxic, or go in your dorm room. If it weren't the only bathroom around I'd probably search for another spot to pee, but as it is I'm nearly late for choir, and running across campus has left me breathing hard and all the more unappreciative of what awaits my senses. If you have time to poo, surely you can go across Red Square to the library or something.
Sincerely,
Suffocating Singer
While I appreciate your efforts to cover up the aroma of your waste products with liberal quantities of carcinogenic perfume, I do not enjoy the mingling of scents that immediately follows, nor the effect it has on my head. If you must poo at this time, at least eat something less toxic, spray something less toxic, or go in your dorm room. If it weren't the only bathroom around I'd probably search for another spot to pee, but as it is I'm nearly late for choir, and running across campus has left me breathing hard and all the more unappreciative of what awaits my senses. If you have time to poo, surely you can go across Red Square to the library or something.
Sincerely,
Suffocating Singer