Jun 09, 2007 15:11
I'm mayor of The High Road.
I had just finished brushing my teeth when my day got extremely surreal. I've already been through a veritable maelstrom of emotions today, and I've only been awake for around 90 minutes.
Also, if the past hour isn't a testament to my ability to get along with anyone, I don't know what is. Seriously. I should go into politics. I do, after all, have a background as mayor of that goddamn High Road.