It's long, so get over it

[irishalias]

Yea for internet capable computers. Mine is now abled to play with others. It hasn't been reformatted, but Josh went ahead and installed my wireless card so I wouldn't feel left out. My computer appreciates it. Also discovered that my air vent wasn't open; short people really get screwed. Internet...air conditioning....what a deal

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I want to do it...your way?

[irishalias]

1. you like Magic Carpet Ride
2. Labyrinth...David Bowie and puppets that or Mulan
3. Blueberry muffin pudding
4. Raphael is so poncie! Commence with the poking!
5. In general...e-mail before orientation. You said you and your friends were getting dressed to go clubbing in Knoxville...I was frightened. In person, when you sat on the futon after moving in freshmen year, said you were hot and then pointed to the rash that had begun to spread across your shoulders. Excellent memories.
6. Oh, you know...PUPPY!!!
7. What is so appealing about dressing boys in drag?

hah!

[oldboneclaws]

you are such a puppy!

haven't you heard?

[oldboneclaws]

in my vocabulary, "hamster" now means "fox".
also, there is no longer any word for "hamster".

vocabulary update

[oldboneclaws]

"gerbil" now means "koala", and there is no word for "gerbil".

also, i can't find the "i don't bark" post, but I've heard you growl like a puppy... and bite like a puppy... and WHINE like a puppy... PUPPY!

whatever.

[oldboneclaws]

you have no power over my vocabulary.

as for your whining, it is quite puppy-ish.
a sophisticated woman of beauty and intelligence would whine in a completely different manner. (zing)

and you are much more dog than cat, what with your need for affection and random crazy hyperness, not to mention jumping on people... now as for me, i am much more the cat, what with my aloof indifference, blatant superiority (bordering on holiness) and my affinity for naps.

and you are not a mongoose, because mongii are bad-ass and kill snakes; you are neither.

Re: vocabulary update

[irishalias]

YOU CAN'T BE A KOALA!!!
I think a time-out is in order for you, young man.

[oldboneclaws]

I AM A KOALA!
Who else do you know that sleeps up to 16 hours a day? WHO?

And you can't give me a time-out!
I think you need to learn to respect your elders, young lady! And to remember that this is still a patriarchal society run by the white man, which is ME!

[irishalias]

"Who else do you know that sleeps up to 16 hours a day? Who?

The last time I saw you, you had slept less than what...six hours over several days?...so um, NOT YOU!!!

You're not elderly enough to deserve my respect, buddy.

[oldboneclaws]

hey, even Koalas stretch themselves thin sometimes...

and I didn't say that I DESERVED your respect, just that you should give it to me. after all, elders is elders, ain't they?

No they ain't

[irishalias]

What are you...two years older than me? Certainly not a candidate for the elders' council. My brothers are years older than you and I don't always consider them to be elders.

Re: haven't you heard?

[irishalias]

To compensate for your arbitrary change in vocabulary, I have automatically replaced the word "fox"....with HAMSTER.

And because you're being so stubborn and puerile, you can't have a wheel either!

Won't you be sorry.

hmmm...

[oldboneclaws]

first of all, you have no control over MY vocabulary.
unlike hair-color, you can't be sure what's going on in someone's head.

secondly, hamster still means fox, so yeah.

thirdly, your unnecessary use of "puerile" when more common terms would have sufficed has led me to change my vocabulary once again... "puerile" now means "McConaughey-ish".