Dec 18, 2004 17:22
Dumb UTC taking internet away for weeks. I hate you!
Have found myself liking Buffy the Vampire Slayer more than I'd like to admit. Since I was alone last night, I finished a season and went to bed around five in the morning. I think I'm almost gluttonous...finished hours of it and only wanted more. Decided, however, that there is no way I could be a vamp slayer...
Why?
1. I'm just too tall. Apparently,looking at Buffy and the slayers Spike killed, you have to be tiny to stake the undead, and although I'm no amazon, I'm certainly not tiny.
2. I'm not really attracted to vamps. Don't think I would have gone for Angel as hard as she, and even though Spike is entertaining, not so sure I could kiss a guy with hair that looks like uncooked Ramen. Riley, though, is not a vampire and he would suit me just fine. Dumb Buffy.
3. I'd have to put up with that annoying ball of green energy that is her sister. SHE IS SO ANNOYING!!
4. I'd have to have the worst fashion sense on this side of the world. Sometimes I just don't understand her outfits. Tied dyeds brown pants and multi colored halter tops? Tsk Tsk
There are of course several more, like being in shape and stuff, but these four were where my main doubts lie. Need to watch the next season...don't think, though, that I like watching sitcoms as they come...rather have the whole season and binge-watch.
On a completely different note, discovered that the dishwasher is a very scary appliance. Being alone in a dark apartment, which is in an equally empty building, makes the noises of the dishwasher very unsettling. All those squeaks, swirls, and clicks...not to mention the haunting moans of the water...eh.
Time to eat