Poker Buddies...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went into the kitchen to get some drinks.
Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anythign that you liked under there?"
Suprised by her boldness, John couragely addmitted that indeed he did.
She said, "Well you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of the offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at the house at 2p.m. sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed thier transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 and upon entering teh house asked Sue if John had dropped by that afternoon.
With a lump in her throat she answered yes.
Her heart skipped a beat when her husband next asked if he had brought $500 with him.
In terror she put on her best poker face and said yes.
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, suprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office today and asked if he could borrow $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
NOW THAT MY FRIENDS IS A POKER PLAYER!!!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went into the kitchen to get some drinks.
Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anythign that you liked under there?"
Suprised by her boldness, John couragely addmitted that indeed he did.
She said, "Well you can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of the offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at the house at 2p.m. sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed thier transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 and upon entering teh house asked Sue if John had dropped by that afternoon.
With a lump in her throat she answered yes.
Her heart skipped a beat when her husband next asked if he had brought $500 with him.
In terror she put on her best poker face and said yes.
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, suprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office today and asked if he could borrow $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
NOW THAT MY FRIENDS IS A POKER PLAYER!!!