you're a heartbreaker
However, my little online chat with A Rick really made me happy...
AlexR1986: hey little jewish girl
is this it326: hey
AlexR1986: hows the old testament treating you my friend
is this it326: i guess pretty good, i have already had three cows sacrificed to me
AlexR1986: once at nine and once at three
AlexR1986: there is something like that
AlexR1986: in the bible
is this it326: perhaps
AlexR1986: like an animal had to be sacrificed at nine and three to repay the debt that the jews owed god for honoring some convenant
is this it326: how do you know that?
AlexR1986: i have a good memory
is this it326: im impressed
AlexR1986: god appears as fire and smoke
is this it326: i wish god would appear as fire and smoke more often
AlexR1986: yeah they have to walk through this cows blood or something and like moses or somebody or abraham or something swears not to sin or god can kill him
AlexR1986: so god kills himself by having jesus being born at that moment god goes through the blood as fire and smoke
AlexR1986: and so god like honored homeboys debt to himself by killing himself
AlexR1986: its kinda weird if you think about it
is this it326: thats is weird
is this it326: christians believe in a suicidal god
AlexR1986: yeah
AlexR1986: thats hypocritcal
AlexR1986: they dont like suicide
is this it326: isnt suicide the unforgivable sin?
AlexR1986: they want to have as many people in the world to make christians as possible
is this it326: hmm, my parents failed with me
AlexR1986: thats why they are anti abortion
is this it326: i wonder if god will smite them
AlexR1986: im dead serious...i think catholics dont believe in contraception and christians dont like abortion because the church hiearchy wants as many people in the world to be converted as possible
AlexR1986: and to increase the christian population
AlexR1986: and thats not being a cynic...i think that someone made that conscious decision
is this it326: you're probably right
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AlexR1986: so how about this tonight...i bought this girl dinner and ice cream tonight and then we went back to her ouse to watch this movie...and its like midnight and her parents are like you need to go
AlexR1986: and so i start going out to my car and she doesnt even gcome with me
AlexR1986: i got nothing
is this it326: what girl?
AlexR1986: absolutely nothing
AlexR1986: ashley
AlexR1986: she goes to cor jesu
AlexR1986: you know me...i know people
is this it326: right i understand
is this it326: you didnt rape her?
AlexR1986: no, shes not you
is this it326: aww, rick, that means a lot to me
AlexR1986: you have a special place in my heart
is this it326: thats cute, im blushing
AlexR1986: but you have a special place some wehre else too
is this it326: name the time and place, ill be there
AlexR1986: ms watkins desk
AlexR1986: everyday for the rest of the school year
AlexR1986: chelsea we better hook up before the end of the summer
is this it326: rick, that is completely up to you
AlexR1986: i do think you told me that i was one of the few people who had a certain privilege
is this it326: thats true, you do
AlexR1986: you just wait for some random night in july when you get a call from me
is this it326: do i have to wait until july?
AlexR1986: i guess at school we could just use the desks
AlexR1986: the desks in sj2 are big
is this it326: yea thats true
AlexR1986: alright well how about monday
AlexR1986: i can just sit down at my desk and then you can go under the desk or something and noone would even notice
is this it326: haha
is this it326: man, that girl must have been a huge cock tease...you seem pretty horny tonight
AlexR1986: she pissed me off
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AlexR1986: i dont really date people very well
is this it326: why note?
AlexR1986: im too impatient
is this it326: impatient about what?
AlexR1986: and dont feel like catering to other people
AlexR1986: i just dont like the idea of hanging out with my girlfriend instead of my friends...but i just have to ifnd a girl i actually like a lot
AlexR1986: actually thats how it was with lauren w last summer
AlexR1986: but then she kind of played me
AlexR1986: so thats not cool
is this it326: it is possible to mix friends and girlfriend
AlexR1986: i know, but girlfriends always are like holding you back
AlexR1986: why not just have a girl you can hook up with when you want to and hang out with your friends when you want to
is this it326: yea, thats the best
AlexR1986: yeah
AlexR1986: in an ideal world
is this it326: i love friends with benefits
AlexR1986: thats how it would be
is this it326: it happens in real life
is this it326: you just need to find the right girls
AlexR1986: yep...
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AlexR1986: god im tired
AlexR1986: im gonna have to go to bed
AlexR1986: im dying
is this it326: can i come?
AlexR1986: well you were going to be in my thoughts anyway
AlexR1986: you usually are before i go to bed
is this it326: you're smooth rick
AlexR1986: but in person would be even better
is this it326: you know how to get a girl
AlexR1986: i dont know, maybe i just know to get the right girl
is this it326: stop, im getting giddy
AlexR1986: okay okay
AlexR1986: im going to have to turn down the essence that is alex ricke
AlexR1986: i think i should be a fragrance
is this it326: rick, im going to miss you so much next year
AlexR1986: alex ricke for men...drives women wild
is this it326: we have to hang out at least a little during the summer
AlexR1986: im going to miss you too
AlexR1986: we will actually have to
AlexR1986: because i know we wont unless we make an effort
AlexR1986: cause its not like we will see eachother
is this it326: well, make an effort
is this it326: actually...what are you doing tomorrow?
AlexR1986: im supposedly going to the race track with my dad
AlexR1986: but that wont last long
is this it326: i was planning on a concert, but that fell through
is this it326: so i have no plans
AlexR1986: what concert
is this it326: i dont know, my friends boyfriends band
AlexR1986: well maybe i can be your plans
is this it326: maybe
is this it326: you should call
AlexR1986: will you be my call girl
is this it326: i will
AlexR1986: well awesome
AlexR1986: i will call then
AlexR1986: im not even kidding
is this it326: promise?
AlexR1986: i promise
AlexR1986: what will we do if we hang out
is this it326: whatever you want, im YOUR call girl, remember?
AlexR1986: alright well i might have to CALL in some favors
AlexR1986: if thats okay with you
is this it326: its fine by me
AlexR1986: and by that i mean sexual intercourse
is this it326: right, i figured
AlexR1986: in case you didnt catch on
AlexR1986: alright
AlexR1986: just so you know
AlexR1986: alright well ill holla tomorrow
is this it326: ill be waiting
AlexR1986: night chelsea, dont get too giddy before tomorrow