I'm just easily entertained right now...
In response to a cellphone survery:
Just 2 questions that I responded to:
1. What is your current ringtone?
The theme from Swing Kids. I love when people pick gross blown out stuff like rap for their ringtone so while you're walking in a store you unexpectedly hear what sounds like an unusually loud gramophone recording of Missy Elliot.
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25. Overall, do you like your phone?
I did until Faye got one, now I'm not cool anymore. I better get the pink one to one up everybody
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From: Besos!
Date: Feb 21, 2006 1:19 PM
"25. Overall, do you like your phone?
I did until Faye got one, now I'm not cool anymore. I better get the pink one to one up everybody. "
Hahaha...
shut up you! dont you bash us black-folk-wanna-be's for having cool-ass hippity-hop ringtones... it's not nice.
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From: K.Subvert
Date: Feb 21, 2006 3:28 PM
I'm sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over my wax cylinder recording of Laffy Taffy.
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From: Besos!
Date: Feb 21, 2006 1:45 PM
I expect you to be able to rap this by the time you help Faye study for her spanish quiz.
Ready,
Go!
Laffy Taffy- D4L
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy
I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]
Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]
Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna pour on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]
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From: K.Subvert
Date: Feb 21, 2006 3:56 PM
Why are so many rap songs about the glory of strippers?
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From: Besos!
Date: Feb 21, 2006 3:58 PM
Well, duh... cuz everyone loves them and it's clearly a sophisticated job that pays well.
Even Mike Jones says that he's in love with a stripper.