Just a little conversation....

[irish_kitten]

So I met this super cool kid, Joe at Mike's party thing. Then, I found him on facebook and messaged him.  This is how our conversation went:

• Me: Was it you that I met at Mike's shin-dig? I'm not really sure... I can't quite remember much of that night. If so... Hi!! :-)
• Joe:  yes it was i indeed at mike's party. and i wouldn't be surprised if you didn't remember. though, just for your information, i helped mike get you to bed, which was entertaining. if mike has not already informed you of the process, ask him. thanks for saying hi.
• Me:  Oh god........... yeah....... I'm so embarassed. It was excellent meeting you. You were nice. I just got retardedly drunk... but you already knew that... if I said anything stupid... or hit on you... or made you feel uncomfortable... and I wouldn't be surprised if I did... I'm sorry. lol But yeah, you should stop by Mike's more often. It was fun. Take care! -Monica
• Joe:  don't be embarassed. you were actually very...sedate. that was what was so funny. you passed out on the kitchen floor, mike dragging you towards his bedroom. in general you were a perfect lady.

Oh yeah... I'm so proud............. that's a lie!