more for my personal amusement than yours, but it is funny
one of the managers just yelled "SON OF A BITCH!" from his office. and i figured now is as good a time as ever to record the quotes ive been overhearing and collecting all summer. since tomorrow is my last day and all.
"someone just take out a gun and shoot me!"-curtis
"mutton jeff is here?! that's what they call themselves?! MUTTON JEFF?!?"-judy
curtis: I want something manly, a manly color...a trucker...manly, macho...
kate: (dead serious) purple?
"there's certain people we need to put bells on"-judy
"make your password bj! hahaha!"-scott
"did you know jerry got run over by a forklift?!"-peter
my boss: and i'm like shit, why can't [her husband] teach her?
man on the phone: yeah, what the fuck?!
"hey we've got your cerrated nuts out back"-delivery man
"you have boots for a dog? that's embarrassing."-scott
jack (looking for kate): miss kate...?
judy: she's servicing don right now.
(about my boss who broke his foot) "hoppy's here! you need to call him hoppy from here on out, okay?"-uncle jim