Theatrical Muse 362, Tell a Joke
I suppose I know a couple of jokes, but you might not get them if you don’t know L.A.
Let’s see now. A man walks into a bar. He looks around and sees that it’s a decent looking place even though some of the bar snacks are a bit unconventional. Anyway, he’s looking for company and when he sees a smartly dressed, good looking woman ordering a vodka he walks up behind her and says,
“I hate to see a lady buying her own drinks. Can I get that one for you?” The woman turns to face him and looks him over; she checks out his suit and then looks him in the face and says,
“Maybe I can save time by explaining that I’ll screw you, but it will cost you. I’ve been screwing people ever since I got out of college. I make my living that way. I’m good at it and I enjoy it - so, your place or mine? I’m really good at what I do; I’ll screw you like you’ve never been screwed before - just remember, it will cost you. “ The man looks at her, grins and says,
“Hey, that’s a coincidence - I’m a lawyer too! Are you with Wolfram and Hart? I'm on the third floor.”
Muse; Doyle
Fandom; Angel, the series.
Words, 217
Let’s see now. A man walks into a bar. He looks around and sees that it’s a decent looking place even though some of the bar snacks are a bit unconventional. Anyway, he’s looking for company and when he sees a smartly dressed, good looking woman ordering a vodka he walks up behind her and says,
“I hate to see a lady buying her own drinks. Can I get that one for you?” The woman turns to face him and looks him over; she checks out his suit and then looks him in the face and says,
“Maybe I can save time by explaining that I’ll screw you, but it will cost you. I’ve been screwing people ever since I got out of college. I make my living that way. I’m good at it and I enjoy it - so, your place or mine? I’m really good at what I do; I’ll screw you like you’ve never been screwed before - just remember, it will cost you. “ The man looks at her, grins and says,
“Hey, that’s a coincidence - I’m a lawyer too! Are you with Wolfram and Hart? I'm on the third floor.”
Muse; Doyle
Fandom; Angel, the series.
Words, 217