On taking a look at the news, Dad made the comment, "What? Did someone let all the loonies out today?"
There is some odd stuff in the headlines.
Flight Diverted After Man Strips, Tries to Open Exit Door -- It gets better. He was stopped by a soccer team that just happened to be on the same flight.
Enormous Whale Carcass Falls Off Hawaiian Truck -- This is when Dad made that comment
Pilot Leaves Controls of Plane to Free Parachutist -- Er. Who's flying the plane?
Two in a Million: Twins Born - One Black, One White -- Uh. Whoa.
Katie Holmes Seeks Career Suicide -- ... Who?
Service Monkey Lawsuit -- Say what?
2 Florida Men to Spend a Year Prison for Killing Goose -- And just when you thought animal rights couldn't get any weirder...
Okay, okay. Most of these stories make sense once you start reading them. But still.
And I know these are all from Fox News, the big bad boogy of cable news. They have some neat stuff, what can I say?