Poor Randy...
Randy
September 2004-sometime midseason 2006
You were a good scareceow, noble and true, full of life and straw.
You brought us so much joy, despite never scaring a single crow,
and of course, never bringing the Steelers any luck.
I can't help but think if I hadn't made you a Steeler's hat and scarf,
you would still be here with us today.
I blame myself, although it was always Meghann that kicked you.
You will be missed, Buddy
September 2004-sometime midseason 2006
You were a good scareceow, noble and true, full of life and straw.
You brought us so much joy, despite never scaring a single crow,
and of course, never bringing the Steelers any luck.
I can't help but think if I hadn't made you a Steeler's hat and scarf,
you would still be here with us today.
I blame myself, although it was always Meghann that kicked you.
You will be missed, Buddy