I had a very great day today. We had our practical test on PharmChem Lab and we were supposed to test the unknown cation given to us. I got Sodium. Darn.. I wanted Lithium or Strontium. But oh well. Can't have everything you want, can you?
Apart from that, I met with a few of my MC friends in the afternoon at Mini Stop P. Noval. Lol galore. I miss the old days.. but I don't miss the school.
Oh, and something happened earlier which made me even more happy. Go figure.
Ooooh! We're gonna have a barbeque! Details under the cut.
I hate cockroaches.
Of all the insects in this planet, why do we even have them? I mean, they're totally disgusting and unsophisticated. They're practically garbage. And they bug me. They pop out in the most surprising and often unsuspected and stupid places. (sees a cockroach.. takes slippers.. and..) *whapak!* there.. *smirk* one less bug to bother me.
And so, Meru-chan and I are inviting everyone to my cockroach barbeque, in lieu of my triumph with this one cockroach and to my future battles with the other roaches in my life (literally and metaphorically). Admission is free. And so is the food. (guess what we're serving.. whoever guesses it will bring home a nice container full of whatever it is for their own eating pleasures.)
For further details, you may call 1-800-H8ROACH
In case you don't know what you're getting into, here are some Frequently Asked Questions courtesy of Meru-chan.
FAQ #1: Why in hell do we even want to bother roasting roaches?
Dawn: Because they are nice and crunchy. Perfect snacks with ketchup. *smirk*
Meru-chan: Just to satisfy our own sadistic pleasures in life.
FAQ #2: Why should YOU want to roast your own roaches?
Dawn: Because they're sick.. Sick I tell you!!! SICK!!! ... and they're delicious. *sharpens knife* ... *whack!*
Meru-chan: Satisfaction guaranteed 100%. *thumbs up*
FAQ #3: Where do we get our roaches?
Dawn: Do you really wanna know? *sadistic smile*
Meru-chan: *jumps happily* I wanna tell! I wanna tell! NOW!!!!!!!!
Dawn: *whapak!* behave yourself. Don't tell them we got a couple of them from school.
Meru-chan: you just did.
Dawn: oooops.. *smirk*
If you have questions other than these posted here, don't forget our number: 1-800-H8ROACH
Gotta go, I still have little roaches to skewer and roast in an open flame. *smirk*
*calls out* Meru-chan, how's the furnace going?