Good Grief Charlie Brown
News flash of DOOM: Sleep dep provides mountains of entertainment yet again for brain enmeshed in the throws of idleness!
Imagine Kermit the Frog singing "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"
Its funny dammit.
And don't worry, we cased the Real World joint last night. All we have to do is go to lodo sauced and get in a fight with some dude-bro's - then the dyke will fall in love with us and we'll make MTV rue the day they ever decided that Denver was the next big thing according to TRL...or whatever. Obviously this is not the most organized plan ever. But I am only 1/2 serious.
Rhinoceropolis was like being in a bad hipster film. The band who went on before The Casual Lust actually apologised in our general direction (god, why am i such an asshole?) saying "We only have two more songs. Then we're done. Sorry." It might have had something to do with the fact that being in a bad hipster movie setting that is vaguely boulder-esque makes me incapable of wiping the most obviously nasty sneer off my face. Oh yeah, and also my snarky giggling and inappropraite comments & staring (+ nasty sneer). Ooops.
Hipsters are so weak. Seriously. Shouldnt I have been the one apologizing for being an asshole during their set?Instead they were apologizing for assailing my ears with their "music". Which is as it should be.
I guess in some ways I was just looking for a fight.
Apparently in the wrong place.
In other news(!): Crisis averted - mandatory overtime will not take place this weekend in the form I had imagined it, thank god. Taking work home, though infinitely sketchy, will be much better than actually being here.
Imagine Kermit the Frog singing "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"
Its funny dammit.
And don't worry, we cased the Real World joint last night. All we have to do is go to lodo sauced and get in a fight with some dude-bro's - then the dyke will fall in love with us and we'll make MTV rue the day they ever decided that Denver was the next big thing according to TRL...or whatever. Obviously this is not the most organized plan ever. But I am only 1/2 serious.
Rhinoceropolis was like being in a bad hipster film. The band who went on before The Casual Lust actually apologised in our general direction (god, why am i such an asshole?) saying "We only have two more songs. Then we're done. Sorry." It might have had something to do with the fact that being in a bad hipster movie setting that is vaguely boulder-esque makes me incapable of wiping the most obviously nasty sneer off my face. Oh yeah, and also my snarky giggling and inappropraite comments & staring (+ nasty sneer). Ooops.
Hipsters are so weak. Seriously. Shouldnt I have been the one apologizing for being an asshole during their set?Instead they were apologizing for assailing my ears with their "music". Which is as it should be.
I guess in some ways I was just looking for a fight.
Apparently in the wrong place.
In other news(!): Crisis averted - mandatory overtime will not take place this weekend in the form I had imagined it, thank god. Taking work home, though infinitely sketchy, will be much better than actually being here.