Fuckabee's
HAPPY/BITTERSWEET:
Expect many many pictures of the NEW BABY KITTY FACE that I am picking up immediately after work tonight!!!
Skeletor is going with Kara and Ryan to L.A. so I am getting a baby kitty for myself because the loss of my domestic family for the last 4 years will be kinda rough. I am glad that Skeletranya is going with Kara though, cause grad school feels like it might be hard in a new city without a familiar furry thing around.
I am naming my new kitten Arabella and I am so goddamn excited I might pee in my pants!! She'll live with Squee for the meantime cause Skeletor is a little too 'territorial' (read: murders babies, human and otherwise) for a wee one to interact with when no one is home.
SAD/EXCITING/FUNNY/TREPIDATIOUS:
...And because there is a TV episode for every event in my life:
- My grandma has asked me to be the guest book person for her wedding (see Sex in The City episode when Charolette marries Harry and Miranda is the guest book person)
- This whole taking over the Real World's token dyke plan sounds good, but in preparation we should all watch the episode of Mission Hill where Andy tries to foil the Real World and ends up getting sucked into it so hard core. I mean...just so we're guarded...it is MTV ya know. However much I would like to see them fucked up the butt so hard they couldnt drag themselves to Spring Break '06 we must be wary of our enemy...very wary...they are very very trixy.
Can you believe that shit is gonna be in Denver?! Uh. Gross.
I swear if I go to the Snakepit next Tues. and someone asks me to sign an MTV release form to get my groove on to Madonna I will unleash a fury not yet experienced or seen in this city.
So is this it then? Is this the moment Denver's been waiting for? To become the next big thing?
Thanks MTV. Thanks. Thank you.
Thanks.
Cocksuckers.
Expect many many pictures of the NEW BABY KITTY FACE that I am picking up immediately after work tonight!!!
Skeletor is going with Kara and Ryan to L.A. so I am getting a baby kitty for myself because the loss of my domestic family for the last 4 years will be kinda rough. I am glad that Skeletranya is going with Kara though, cause grad school feels like it might be hard in a new city without a familiar furry thing around.
I am naming my new kitten Arabella and I am so goddamn excited I might pee in my pants!! She'll live with Squee for the meantime cause Skeletor is a little too 'territorial' (read: murders babies, human and otherwise) for a wee one to interact with when no one is home.
SAD/EXCITING/FUNNY/TREPIDATIOUS:
...And because there is a TV episode for every event in my life:
- My grandma has asked me to be the guest book person for her wedding (see Sex in The City episode when Charolette marries Harry and Miranda is the guest book person)
- This whole taking over the Real World's token dyke plan sounds good, but in preparation we should all watch the episode of Mission Hill where Andy tries to foil the Real World and ends up getting sucked into it so hard core. I mean...just so we're guarded...it is MTV ya know. However much I would like to see them fucked up the butt so hard they couldnt drag themselves to Spring Break '06 we must be wary of our enemy...very wary...they are very very trixy.
Can you believe that shit is gonna be in Denver?! Uh. Gross.
I swear if I go to the Snakepit next Tues. and someone asks me to sign an MTV release form to get my groove on to Madonna I will unleash a fury not yet experienced or seen in this city.
So is this it then? Is this the moment Denver's been waiting for? To become the next big thing?
Thanks MTV. Thanks. Thank you.
Thanks.
Cocksuckers.