I think I'd rather fill these out than talk about what's been going on lately.
childhood trauma survey... here's your chance to bring up those incredibly painful repressed memories even your therapist couldn't weasel out with the voltage on max.
1. What was the first car your family had?: I think it was Rusty's Laguna.
2. What was the name of your first pet and why?: Well my first pet really? I guess was Penny. And she was really my grandfather's cat. Not mine.
3. How did your first pet die? I wasn't around when she kicked it.
4. What was the name of your elementary school? ~shrug~ I'll try and remember them all... I remember Heard Elementary, Agnes Barden... Rosa Taylor... and Sonny Carter. Though there were about four others I think.
5. Who was your first best friend? I guess Samantha Beck. But mostly I moved too much to keep one.
6. Are you still friends today, and if not, what happened? She... went to a different school. And her family (really just her and her mother) were a little odd and my parents I think were slightly apprehensive. Although When I was friends with Faira, my mom was furious that I had to be moved away from her.
7. What was your favorite board game? I didn't play many really. Just drew pictures.
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?: I played fairies and house and cats and marmaids.
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek? Not really. I played some. But it was mostly my parents.
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid? Orca the whale was the oldest.
12. Who was the first person you looked up to when you were younger? Probably one of my babysitters.
13. Who was your favorite relative? Eh... Michelle. Not that I know her much now.
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?: Always short.
15. Were you teased in school? All the damn time. Probably why I turned into such a bitch at the end of my school years when people started accepting me.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher? Mrs. McGaha. But that was High School... I think my elementary school teachers pretended to like me because they felt sorry for me. I got along more with the counsilors.
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher? Mrs. Lowe.
18. What was your best subject in school? Art. English. Even though I hated English.
19. What was your worst subject in school? Math.
20. Did you do well in Physical Education? Not in the least. I would hyperventilate and my peers thought I was trying to get attention. I did do that alot, but PE truly ruined my shit.
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger? Very. It's not worn off.
22. Who was your favorite band as a kid?: Ehh... Hanson. Backstreet Boys.
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid? The Little Mermaid, The Little Princess, and Edward Scissorhands.
24. Did your parents read to you? Every now and then when I was very young.
25. Did you have a favorite book? The Grand Escape. And the Indian in the Cupboard.
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid? China Inn
27. On what TV or movie star did you have a crush?: JTT. But mostly... Edward Scissorhands. He raped my fragile 5 year old mind.
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking? JTT was a cutey. And Edward will always be on my IT list.
29. Who was your first crush in school? Some boy named Tony I think. I had crushes on all kinds of boys. I was a little skank.
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up? A Porsche.
31. Did your parents spank you? Quite a bit. I deserved it.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid? Oh... ahahaha. Yes.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married? Divorced. Mom's on a roll really.
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened? Eight.
35. Did you ever run away from home? I think I walked down the street once or twice.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses? Nada.
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?: Nope.
38. If you're male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream? Ew.
49. Both sexes when did you start shaving? Ah... seventh grade I think
50. Girls when did you start wearing a bra? Sixth grade it was time for a training bra. But then I was teased for being too flat to wear it properly like my friends. Now I'm generally bigger than they are! Haha!
51. What was your first kiss like? You mean the first real one where I wasn't just being a 6 year old kissing the preacher's son at church? Or kissing my best friend when I was 7? I was fifteen and it was rushed and really just a peck.
52. What did you do on your first date? Went to go see a movie, but we didn't get there in time so we went to a different theater and hopped in on Oh, Brother Where Art Thou.
53. How old were you when you first drank? Rusty fed me cheap champagne when I was like 14 or so. Ruby was so angry.
54. How old were you when you first tried drugs? Oh... 17 or 18. It was all John's fault! Although marijuana is a pretty dull drug. I'd rather go hang out on a playground or something. Not exciting enough to get me hooked or anything. I swear some of these people freaking out over weed when it was about as fun as inhaling incense smoke or something.
55. Where was your first house? Er... Sugar Grove, Pennsilvania.
1. What was the first car your family had?: I think it was Rusty's Laguna.
2. What was the name of your first pet and why?: Well my first pet really? I guess was Penny. And she was really my grandfather's cat. Not mine.
3. How did your first pet die? I wasn't around when she kicked it.
4. What was the name of your elementary school? ~shrug~ I'll try and remember them all... I remember Heard Elementary, Agnes Barden... Rosa Taylor... and Sonny Carter. Though there were about four others I think.
5. Who was your first best friend? I guess Samantha Beck. But mostly I moved too much to keep one.
6. Are you still friends today, and if not, what happened? She... went to a different school. And her family (really just her and her mother) were a little odd and my parents I think were slightly apprehensive. Although When I was friends with Faira, my mom was furious that I had to be moved away from her.
7. What was your favorite board game? I didn't play many really. Just drew pictures.
8. Did you play house or other make believe games?: I played fairies and house and cats and marmaids.
9. Were you a Dungeons and Dragons geek? Not really. I played some. But it was mostly my parents.
10. Did you sleep with stuffed animals as a kid? Orca the whale was the oldest.
12. Who was the first person you looked up to when you were younger? Probably one of my babysitters.
13. Who was your favorite relative? Eh... Michelle. Not that I know her much now.
14. Were you short or tall in elementary school?: Always short.
15. Were you teased in school? All the damn time. Probably why I turned into such a bitch at the end of my school years when people started accepting me.
16. What was the name of your favorite teacher? Mrs. McGaha. But that was High School... I think my elementary school teachers pretended to like me because they felt sorry for me. I got along more with the counsilors.
17. What was the name of your least favorite teacher? Mrs. Lowe.
18. What was your best subject in school? Art. English. Even though I hated English.
19. What was your worst subject in school? Math.
20. Did you do well in Physical Education? Not in the least. I would hyperventilate and my peers thought I was trying to get attention. I did do that alot, but PE truly ruined my shit.
21. Were you clumsy when you were younger? Very. It's not worn off.
22. Who was your favorite band as a kid?: Ehh... Hanson. Backstreet Boys.
23. What was your favorite movie as a kid? The Little Mermaid, The Little Princess, and Edward Scissorhands.
24. Did your parents read to you? Every now and then when I was very young.
25. Did you have a favorite book? The Grand Escape. And the Indian in the Cupboard.
26. What was your favorite restaurant as a kid? China Inn
27. On what TV or movie star did you have a crush?: JTT. But mostly... Edward Scissorhands. He raped my fragile 5 year old mind.
28. Do you now wonder what you were thinking? JTT was a cutey. And Edward will always be on my IT list.
29. Who was your first crush in school? Some boy named Tony I think. I had crushes on all kinds of boys. I was a little skank.
30. As a child, what kind of car did you want when you grew up? A Porsche.
31. Did your parents spank you? Quite a bit. I deserved it.
32. Did your parents fight a lot when you were a kid? Oh... ahahaha. Yes.
33. Did your parents get divorced or stay married? Divorced. Mom's on a roll really.
34. If they got divorced, how old were you when it happened? Eight.
35. Did you ever run away from home? I think I walked down the street once or twice.
36. How old were you when/if you first got glasses? Nada.
37. Did you need braces or a retainer?: Nope.
38. If you're male, how old were you when you had your first wet dream? Ew.
49. Both sexes when did you start shaving? Ah... seventh grade I think
50. Girls when did you start wearing a bra? Sixth grade it was time for a training bra. But then I was teased for being too flat to wear it properly like my friends. Now I'm generally bigger than they are! Haha!
51. What was your first kiss like? You mean the first real one where I wasn't just being a 6 year old kissing the preacher's son at church? Or kissing my best friend when I was 7? I was fifteen and it was rushed and really just a peck.
52. What did you do on your first date? Went to go see a movie, but we didn't get there in time so we went to a different theater and hopped in on Oh, Brother Where Art Thou.
53. How old were you when you first drank? Rusty fed me cheap champagne when I was like 14 or so. Ruby was so angry.
54. How old were you when you first tried drugs? Oh... 17 or 18. It was all John's fault! Although marijuana is a pretty dull drug. I'd rather go hang out on a playground or something. Not exciting enough to get me hooked or anything. I swear some of these people freaking out over weed when it was about as fun as inhaling incense smoke or something.
55. Where was your first house? Er... Sugar Grove, Pennsilvania.