Oh we are just fashion plates
Warning: truly hideous fashion below:
starfall2: well, i'll stop by to try on the dress you mentioned, and some of the cardigans
mistifi339: yeah, lots and lots of cardigans
starfall2: and hopefully i'll get coupons for when the spring stuff comes in
mistifi339: holy jeezus cardigans
starfall2: I could use a few relatively inexpensive cardigans. i need cardigans, and i just bought a new laptop, so i don't want to spend too much on them
mistifi339: hahahahah. oh wow
mistifi339: this is an UGLY dress
starfall2: urgh. horrible
mistifi339: oh macys, what were you thinking?
starfall2: that's just completely awful on so many levels
mistifi339: I want cute dresses, but I'm just completely underwhelmed by the selections at macy's. they've been pretty crappy for 4 seasons in a row, now!
starfall2: sometimes, macy's has cute stuff. sometimes, you just want to shake them and say "LOOK AT THIS CRAP! YOU NEED TO FIX THIS!"
mistifi339: yes, I mean, look at this!
mistifi339: can you look at that and not honestly be like, Oh hey, it's the 90s again!
starfall2: i had that dress in the 90s!
starfall2: except mine wasn't polyester, and fit better!
mistifi339: yay! and do you still have it?!
starfall2: nope. and as much as i loved it then, I NEVER WANT TO WEAR IT AGAIN
mistifi339: that's right!
mistifi339: because WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES!
mistifi339: DO YOU HEAR US, MACY'S?
mistifi339:
mistifi339: AGH!
starfall2: if even i can learn to dress better, macy's can learn too!
mistifi339: would you like to look pregnant?
starfall2: oh my god, i was just thinking that none of my clothes make me look pregnant enough! And this one will even make my boobs properly assymetrical!
mistifi339: titscrepancy!
starfall2: this is seriously the prettiest trash bag i've ever seen
mistifi339: aw, she's homeless but with fashion!
mistifi339: I want to know why macy's is pushing all these dresses with the mesh and glitter overlay
mistifi339: I've seen about 10 of them now
mistifi339: the whole glitter-flower thing is so cheap-looking
starfall2: i'll admit that they catch my eye, but not as something i'd actually wear. just something shiny and fun to look at
mistifi339: yeah, exactly. I like the concept, but as an adult, I would never wear something like that and expect to be taken seriously
starfall2: right. that's the sort of thing i absolutely would have worn in middle/high school
starfall2: ...well, actually, i did. junior prom
mistifi339:
mistifi339: o_O;
starfall2: where are her pants?
mistifi339: yes, where ARE her pants?
starfall2: wow. lord and taylor seems to be joining the hideous dress party
mistifi339: OH MY GOD. it's like it jumped right out of 1991
starfall2: do you need to add 15 pounds to your hips? i've got the PERFECT dress for you
mistifi339: wow
mistifi339: AND in gold lame. Perfect for those days when you're just dying for someone to notice that you're capable of being stuffed into an oven to protect their chicken
mistifi339:
mistifi339: copy reads "An adorable silk Kensie dress that's flirty and sophisticated enough to turn every head!"
mistifi33: what exactly about this dress says "sophisticated"?
starfall2: it'll certainly turn heads, but not the way you want
mistifi339: turn heads of people who want to look at your hooha
mistifi339: WHAT?
starfall2: i think i see her crotch through that sheer panel
mistifi339: 1) what is it?
mistifi339: 2)does the model look stoned?
mistifi339: 3) why would I pay 109 dollars for the privilege of redesigning this dress when I get home?
starfall2: she had to be stoned before she'd agree to be photographed in that dress
mistifi339: lol
mistifi339: "Oh man, it is halloween and I have a costume party to go to but I still want to wear a dress..."
mistifi339: "shit"
mistifi339: "I KNOW!"
mistifi339: JACK-O-LANTERN DRESS TO THE RESCUE!
starfall2: "Yes! Not only am I wearing a dress, I'll win the award for scariest costume!"
mistifi339: lol, we are so witty and clever
starfall2: well, i'll stop by to try on the dress you mentioned, and some of the cardigans
mistifi339: yeah, lots and lots of cardigans
starfall2: and hopefully i'll get coupons for when the spring stuff comes in
mistifi339: holy jeezus cardigans
starfall2: I could use a few relatively inexpensive cardigans. i need cardigans, and i just bought a new laptop, so i don't want to spend too much on them
mistifi339: hahahahah. oh wow
mistifi339: this is an UGLY dress
starfall2: urgh. horrible
mistifi339: oh macys, what were you thinking?
starfall2: that's just completely awful on so many levels
mistifi339: I want cute dresses, but I'm just completely underwhelmed by the selections at macy's. they've been pretty crappy for 4 seasons in a row, now!
starfall2: sometimes, macy's has cute stuff. sometimes, you just want to shake them and say "LOOK AT THIS CRAP! YOU NEED TO FIX THIS!"
mistifi339: yes, I mean, look at this!
mistifi339: can you look at that and not honestly be like, Oh hey, it's the 90s again!
starfall2: i had that dress in the 90s!
starfall2: except mine wasn't polyester, and fit better!
mistifi339: yay! and do you still have it?!
starfall2: nope. and as much as i loved it then, I NEVER WANT TO WEAR IT AGAIN
mistifi339: that's right!
mistifi339: because WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES!
mistifi339: DO YOU HEAR US, MACY'S?
mistifi339:
mistifi339: AGH!
starfall2: if even i can learn to dress better, macy's can learn too!
mistifi339: would you like to look pregnant?
starfall2: oh my god, i was just thinking that none of my clothes make me look pregnant enough! And this one will even make my boobs properly assymetrical!
mistifi339: titscrepancy!
starfall2: this is seriously the prettiest trash bag i've ever seen
mistifi339: aw, she's homeless but with fashion!
mistifi339: I want to know why macy's is pushing all these dresses with the mesh and glitter overlay
mistifi339: I've seen about 10 of them now
mistifi339: the whole glitter-flower thing is so cheap-looking
starfall2: i'll admit that they catch my eye, but not as something i'd actually wear. just something shiny and fun to look at
mistifi339: yeah, exactly. I like the concept, but as an adult, I would never wear something like that and expect to be taken seriously
starfall2: right. that's the sort of thing i absolutely would have worn in middle/high school
starfall2: ...well, actually, i did. junior prom
mistifi339:
mistifi339: o_O;
starfall2: where are her pants?
mistifi339: yes, where ARE her pants?
starfall2: wow. lord and taylor seems to be joining the hideous dress party
mistifi339: OH MY GOD. it's like it jumped right out of 1991
starfall2: do you need to add 15 pounds to your hips? i've got the PERFECT dress for you
mistifi339: wow
mistifi339: AND in gold lame. Perfect for those days when you're just dying for someone to notice that you're capable of being stuffed into an oven to protect their chicken
mistifi339:
mistifi339: copy reads "An adorable silk Kensie dress that's flirty and sophisticated enough to turn every head!"
mistifi33: what exactly about this dress says "sophisticated"?
starfall2: it'll certainly turn heads, but not the way you want
mistifi339: turn heads of people who want to look at your hooha
mistifi339: WHAT?
starfall2: i think i see her crotch through that sheer panel
mistifi339: 1) what is it?
mistifi339: 2)does the model look stoned?
mistifi339: 3) why would I pay 109 dollars for the privilege of redesigning this dress when I get home?
starfall2: she had to be stoned before she'd agree to be photographed in that dress
mistifi339: lol
mistifi339: "Oh man, it is halloween and I have a costume party to go to but I still want to wear a dress..."
mistifi339: "shit"
mistifi339: "I KNOW!"
mistifi339: JACK-O-LANTERN DRESS TO THE RESCUE!
starfall2: "Yes! Not only am I wearing a dress, I'll win the award for scariest costume!"
mistifi339: lol, we are so witty and clever