Let's cut the bullshit!- Chapter 1
It was just another ordinary day in the world of good old boring Cologne, No bird were chirping, The sun was not shinning. But in a split second things started to change as a big black car came stumbling towards the school.
*crash*
Everyone turned to see what happened. As they all turned a strikingly beautiful brunette stepped out of the car ‘SHIT!’, She exclaimed as she looked at the bike she had crashed into. `’It is fine, it is fine! I can fix this’ A nerdy boy came running up to her then stopped in front of her giving her the googly eyes. ‘0h thank you, but I am so out of your league so don’t even bother trying anything’ the strikingly beautiful brunette said. ‘oh no it is fine I know I am not your type anyways, someone as sexy as you I mean’ the nerdy boy started blabbing. ‘I am Jenny and you?’, ‘I am Dennis but you can call me Hotte’ the boy said. Jenny laughed and said ‘Hotte? What kind of name is that?’ at that time the bell rang and they went inside.
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All that was heard was chatter from the classroom kids laughing, mucking around, throwing things, when the door swinged open and in came the teacher [whose name I could not care less for], followed by Jenny the brunette beauty. She certainly caught one person’s attention, this adorable blonde girl in the middle of the room, she couldn’t stop staring at her all she could think was *DAMNNNNNNN who is this fine sexy human being standing in front of the class, all I want to do is… wait no what am I saying I mean thinking I am so not gay! I mean how is dressing in plaid looking all tomboy and stuff ever gonna make me gay?* her thoughts got interrupted by the teacher who said ‘class this is Jenny Hartmann, she is from London, go find a seat’. *shit thought the adorable blonde, she’s from fucking London everybody know you don’t mess with Londonese people*
Jenny searched for a seat when her eyes met the adorable blondes she walked about and asked if she could sit next to her. The blonde said ‘You are fucking kidding me right? You this super fine sexy girl… I mean yeah sure sit’ Jenny smiled and went to sit down she introduced herself and this adorable blonde did the same ‘Hi I am Emma’ they started giggling when Mr. Douchebag was all “Emma shut your GAWD DAMN MOUTH, and pay attention to the lesson yes I know Jenny was also talking but she is from London and we all know we don’t mess with Londonese people’. Jenny looked up and gave him the biggest death stare thinking *How dare this bitch insult edda like this I mean seriously who does he think he is … yes I am from London and when you mess with a Londonese crush you will get the consequence that is coming to you… you are now cursed and will die in a very very very bad accident*
When the class ended Emma practically ran to Jenny thinking *BABY I AM SO NOT GAY BUT YOU ARE SUPER FINE I MEAN DAMN MAMA LOOK AT YOURSELF* but said ‘hey I was um wondering if you would um like to you know, I’m in this band and we sing and we dance and all that jazz you know what else would we do run around like maniacs embarrassing ourselves, well anyways as I was saying I was wondering if you would like to seriously think about you know…” she was interrupted by Jenny ‘do you want me to come see you sing?’ .. The blonde blushed and said ‘well yeah exactly’
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So like a lot of shit happened there were tears, there was laughter, there was anger, there was A LOT OF SEXY MAKING OUT TIME and so forth and now let’s all skip that bullshit and get down to Business
** to be continued[this is where the real epicness begins]**