New experiment to see how different the outcomes would be!
sarsflutterbye (6:51:57 PM): Bambi, I think I have testicular cancer or something...
BambixThexHookr (6:53:06 PM): hahahaha
BambixThexHookr (6:53:07 PM): who is this?
BambixThexHookr (6:53:27 PM): your mom
sarsflutterbye (6:53:29 PM): Will you mate with me?
BambixThexHookr (6:53:32 PM): haha
BambixThexHookr (6:53:33 PM): depends
BambixThexHookr (6:53:35 PM): are you deformed?
sarsflutterbye (6:53:40 PM): Not at all
sarsflutterbye (6:53:45 PM): I just suffer from cancer.
BambixThexHookr (6:53:50 PM): oo
BambixThexHookr (6:53:52 PM): where you from?
sarsflutterbye (6:54:29 PM): Doesn’t matter
sarsflutterbye (6:54:37 PM): I have lots of money and can fly you anywhere in the world.
BambixThexHookr (6:54:37 PM): yeah it does
BambixThexHookr (6:54:42 PM): so we can mate
BambixThexHookr (6:54:45 PM): oh yeah?
BambixThexHookr (6:54:50 PM): can we do it?
sarsflutterbye (6:55:08 PM): I don’t know, are you hot?
BambixThexHookr (6:55:17 PM): i have a 9 inch penis
sarsflutterbye (6:55:27 PM): Well, hooker
sarsflutterbye (6:55:32 PM): that wouldn’t work you see
BambixThexHookr (6:55:32 PM): well
BambixThexHookr (6:55:35 PM): yeah?
sarsflutterbye (6:55:39 PM): I have a penis
sarsflutterbye (6:55:44 PM): you have a cunt
BambixThexHookr (6:55:44 PM): so what
BambixThexHookr (6:55:49 PM): nope
BambixThexHookr (6:55:54 PM): i have a asshole
sarsflutterbye (6:55:54 PM): yes you do
sarsflutterbye (6:55:56 PM): don’t lie
BambixThexHookr (6:55:58 PM): no sirree
sarsflutterbye (6:56:04 PM): You’re a mother
sarsflutterbye (6:56:07 PM): and have children
sarsflutterbye (6:56:08 PM): so
BambixThexHookr (6:56:09 PM): oh yeah?
BambixThexHookr (6:56:10 PM): ok
BambixThexHookr (6:56:11 PM): i do
sarsflutterbye (6:56:15 PM): you will have mine too ^_^
BambixThexHookr (6:56:15 PM): i forgot i guess..
BambixThexHookr (6:56:19 PM): mk
BambixThexHookr (6:56:22 PM): put it in my butt
sarsflutterbye (6:56:44 PM): m no
BambixThexHookr (6:56:51 PM): mmhmm
sarsflutterbye (6:56:51 PM): I want to put it in your eye
sarsflutterbye (6:56:54 PM): do you mind?
BambixThexHookr (6:56:55 PM): oooo
BambixThexHookr (6:56:56 PM): nice
sarsflutterbye (6:56:58 PM): I want to skull fuck you
BambixThexHookr (6:57:02 PM): awesome
BambixThexHookr (6:57:05 PM): talk dirty
BambixThexHookr (6:57:05 PM): mm
sarsflutterbye (6:57:25 PM): Um no
sarsflutterbye (6:57:57 PM): I need a cunt to plant my seed in by next week because I AM DYING YOU USELESS BITCH
BambixThexHookr (6:58:15 PM): hahaha
BambixThexHookr (6:58:21 PM): your a very fucked up individual
sarsflutterbye (6:58:25 PM): No
BambixThexHookr (6:58:27 PM): yes
sarsflutterbye (6:58:28 PM): I HAVE CANCER
BambixThexHookr (6:58:31 PM): so
BambixThexHookr (6:58:33 PM): your still fucked up
sarsflutterbye (6:58:37 PM): Are you stupid?
BambixThexHookr (6:58:43 PM): lmao
BambixThexHookr (6:58:46 PM): apparently
sarsflutterbye (7:00:10 PM): I think I have testicular cancer or something... and I need a heir
BambixThexHookr (7:02:04 PM): well
BambixThexHookr (7:02:10 PM): you cant very well do that with another male, now can you?
sarsflutterbye (7:02:21 PM): Do you know any women
sarsflutterbye (7:02:25 PM): since you are a liar
BambixThexHookr (7:02:27 PM): haha yeah
BambixThexHookr (7:02:33 PM): nigga i said i had a penis and an asshole
BambixThexHookr (7:02:36 PM): you assumed i had a vagina
BambixThexHookr (7:02:41 PM): faggot
BambixThexHookr signed off at 7:02:47 PM.
sarsflutterbye (6:51:38 PM): I think I have testicular cancer or something...
inSoMnIaC returned at 6:51:39 PM.
inSoMnIaC (6:51:54 PM): I'm sorry to hear that
sarsflutterbye (6:52:41 PM): will you mate with me?
inSoMnIaC (6:52:55 PM): well... I'm a dude, so I can't "mate" with you
sarsflutterbye (6:53:00 PM): I must provide a heir for my kingdom
sarsflutterbye (6:53:02 PM): oh
inSoMnIaC (6:53:05 PM): ... I could go down on you
sarsflutterbye (6:53:07 PM): well do you have a wife?
inSoMnIaC (6:53:11 PM): but there would be no kids
sarsflutterbye (6:53:20 PM): I need to plant my seeds
inSoMnIaC (6:53:35 PM): two words Chryo Genics
sarsflutterbye (6:53:53 PM): But
sarsflutterbye (6:53:59 PM): can i use your wife’s cunt?
sarsflutterbye (6:54:01 PM): Please
inSoMnIaC (6:54:06 PM): toss off in an ice cube tray, when the right girl comes along, slide the cube up inside her one night
sarsflutterbye (6:54:17 PM): I want your wife tho'
inSoMnIaC (6:54:34 PM): I'm not married, If I where, I'd let you as long as I could watch
sarsflutterbye (6:54:45 PM): Oh
sarsflutterbye (6:54:52 PM): do you know any women I can mate with?
inSoMnIaC (6:55:20 PM): none that i can think of, none that want bastard children that is
sarsflutterbye (6:56:30 PM): Well, they wont have to take care of it
sarsflutterbye (6:56:33 PM): I will until I die
sarsflutterbye (6:56:39 PM): and then the state can take over from there
inSoMnIaC (6:56:54 PM): well, you might not die, you'll just loos your balls
sarsflutterbye (6:57:04 PM): No
sarsflutterbye (6:57:09 PM): the doc already said im gonna die
inSoMnIaC (7:00:46 PM): how old are you?
sarsflutterbye (7:01:19 PM): 32
sarsflutterbye (7:01:30 PM): Please help me!
sarsflutterbye (7:01:35 PM): I'll make lovely children.
inSoMnIaC (7:01:42 PM): Oh, you've had a good life, just curl up and die
sarsflutterbye (7:01:50 PM): Long as you don’t get a ugo for a woman
sarsflutterbye (7:01:54 PM): no, no, no
inSoMnIaC (7:02:02 PM): why, are you cute?
sarsflutterbye (7:02:10 PM): I don’t have children and my millions will be squander by useless assholes!
inSoMnIaC (7:03:04 PM): ... millions huh? well, maybe I could get married, ho her out and get you an aer
sarsflutterbye (7:03:49 PM): What?
inSoMnIaC (7:04:07 PM): well, if your wealthy, the money would go to the kid and his mother right?
sarsflutterbye (7:04:16 PM): Ya
inSoMnIaC (7:05:14 PM): so, if I gotta sell you... are you cute?
sarsflutterbye (7:05:31 PM): Yes
sarsflutterbye (7:05:34 PM): well
inSoMnIaC (7:06:30 PM): ?
sarsflutterbye (7:06:57 PM): Men aren’t cute, imbecile. I do have an impeccable penis I must say tho’, and I graduated from College. I own my own business, and dabble in a few other minor affairs.
inSoMnIaC (7:07:41 PM): and are you well built? and what do you mean by impeccable, you keep it clean? or is it good sized?
sarsflutterbye (7:07:54 PM): My penis is very large
sarsflutterbye (7:07:59 PM): what are you a faggot?
inSoMnIaC (7:08:13 PM): LOL
inSoMnIaC (7:08:27 PM): ok, 3 inches is not large... if she told you that, she was being nice
inSoMnIaC (7:08:50 PM): no no no, not gay... just try'n to get your stats so I can sell you to a woman who don't mind having a bastard child with a nutless wonder
sarsflutterbye (7:09:15 PM): My penis is 9.5 inches thank you very much.
inSoMnIaC (7:09:44 PM): that's not very large, that's nice size though, my last girl said she wished I was that small.
inSoMnIaC (7:10:16 PM): gotta run, I'll put out fliers for a host for your spawn
sarsflutterbye (7:10:20 PM): oh shut the bloody hell up
sarsflutterbye (7:10:33 PM): Fantastic
sarsflutterbye (7:10:40 PM): I'm sure by that rate I wont get much of anything
sarsflutterbye (7:10:48 PM): Considering how stupid you are.
inSoMnIaC (7:13:01 PM): nice, insults... NO HO's FOR YOU
sarsflutterbye (7:13:15 PM): Oh, I'll find one alright.
sarsflutterbye (7:13:32 PM): I dont need mr. three inch pinch to find me one.
inSoMnIaC (7:15:05 PM): LOL
sarsflutterbye (7:15:18 PM): I thought you were leaving?
inSoMnIaC (7:15:38 PM): I am, but the post game is on now... who knows how long that'll last
sarsflutterbye (7:17:29 PM): RightO
sarsflutterbye (6:50:44 PM): Good lord that was a horrible dump. You would think that I have cancer or something by the way my anus was bleeding. Can you believe that? Me with cancer! Heh. I always thought god was a bastard but why would he plague me with CANCER FOR GOD SAKES MAN YOU MUST SAVE ME!!1
sarsflutterbye (6:50:49 PM): Please save me...
sarsflutterbye (6:51:09 PM): I think I have testicular cancer or something...
sarsflutterbye (6:51:13 PM): You are a doctor right?
ghstofu51490 (6:52:02 PM): good
ghstofu51490 (6:52:07 PM): i hope you die
sarsflutterbye (6:52:20 PM): YOU ARE A BLOOD DOCTOR ARENT YOU?!!?
ghstofu51490 (6:52:29 PM): no
sarsflutterbye (6:52:29 PM): COME SAVE ME YOU DUMB USELESS POS.
ghstofu51490 (6:52:32 PM): im a vampire
ghstofu51490 (6:54:55 PM): RAWR
sarsflutterbye (6:55:13 PM): ooooh
sarsflutterbye (6:55:17 PM): suck my blood!
ghstofu51490 (6:55:25 PM): cant
ghstofu51490 (6:55:29 PM): im on a diet...
sarsflutterbye (6:57:17 PM): fat?
ghstofu51490 (6:57:27 PM): no
sarsflutterbye (6:58:04 PM): Then why diet
sarsflutterbye (6:58:08 PM): I bet you’re really fat
ghstofu51490 (6:58:19 PM): im not on a diet
ghstofu51490 (6:58:26 PM): what are you talking about?
sarsflutterbye (6:58:48 PM): ghstofu51490 (6:55:29 PM): im on a diet
sarsflutterbye (6:58:52 PM): YOURE FAT
ghstofu51490 (6:58:57 PM): that wasnt me...
sarsflutterbye (6:58:57 PM): LOLOLOL
ghstofu51490 (6:59:05 PM): YOU IMPOSTER!!!
ghstofu51490 (6:59:18 PM): IM TELLING MY UNCLE PHIL!!!
sarsflutterbye (6:59:25 PM): OH NOEZ!
sarsflutterbye (6:59:39 PM): I'M GONNA DIE CAUSE U R GUNNNA TEEL ON ME
ghstofu51490 (7:00:00 PM): dont be silly
ghstofu51490 (7:00:12 PM): dr phil doesnt kill people
ghstofu51490 (7:00:21 PM): thats oprah
sarsflutterbye (7:01:12 PM): Can I make him into a Philly cheese stake sandwich?
ghstofu51490 (7:01:26 PM): no
ghstofu51490 (7:01:38 PM): ok i guess you can
ghstofu51490 (7:01:53 PM): but dont if you have high cholesterol!
sarsflutterbye (7:02:41 PM): does he have high cholesterol?
sarsflutterbye (7:02:43 PM): I have cancer
sarsflutterbye (7:02:44 PM): remember?
ghstofu51490 (7:03:03 PM): oh yes
ghstofu51490 (7:03:06 PM): VERY high
sarsflutterbye (7:03:25 PM): oh i c
sarsflutterbye (7:03:29 PM): you are doing drugs
sarsflutterbye (7:03:35 PM): drugs cause cancer you know
ghstofu51490 (7:04:04 PM): no i dont do drugs
ghstofu51490 (7:04:25 PM): except when im not sleeping
sarsflutterbye (7:04:28 PM): WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
sarsflutterbye (7:05:17 PM): I WANT TO STICK MY FLACID PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
ghstofu51490 (7:05:19 PM): haha are you britsh?
sarsflutterbye (7:05:22 PM): no
ghstofu51490 (7:06:12 PM): bullocks!
ghstofu51490 (7:07:05 PM): if you stick you penis in my mouth, how do you know i wont bite it off?
sarsflutterbye (7:07:07 PM): Righto mate
ghstofu51490 (7:07:15 PM): I get aggressive when i get carried away...
sarsflutterbye (7:07:19 PM): well
sarsflutterbye (7:07:39 PM): considering that I will knock your teeth out with a brick before you suck my dick then no... you wont be biting my penis.
ghstofu51490 (7:08:08 PM): then i would just gum it until it fell off
ghstofu51490 (7:09:17 PM): and i happen to like me teeth
sarsflutterbye (7:09:44 PM): I don’t care if you LIKE YOUR TEETH
ghstofu51490 (7:09:49 PM): whose to say i wouldnt claw out your eyes before you hit me with the brick?
ghstofu51490 (7:09:51 PM): I can fight dirty
sarsflutterbye (7:09:57 PM): IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUCKING MY PENIS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE TEETH YOU DIRTY WHORE
ghstofu51490 (7:11:08 PM): Actually Im a clean whore...i have very good hygeine
sarsflutterbye (7:11:16 PM): That’s nice
sarsflutterbye (7:11:26 PM): that doesn’t stop you from having std's in your cunt
ghstofu51490 (7:12:23 PM): well....how could they have gotten there? For I have yet to be penetrated
sarsflutterbye (7:12:39 PM): Youre full of lies.
sarsflutterbye (7:12:48 PM): Youre raped in your sleep dont ya know?
ghstofu51490 (7:13:06 PM): And how do you know?
ghstofu51490 (7:13:33 PM): Some stupid fatass named Zack gave you my sn telling you to bother me
ghstofu51490 (7:13:36 PM): you dont know who the hell i am
sarsflutterbye (7:13:53 PM): Really?
sarsflutterbye (7:14:03 PM): No, I didn’t get your sn from anyone named zack.
ghstofu51490 (7:14:38 PM): then it was from someone else inkow
ghstofu51490 (7:14:41 PM): *know
sarsflutterbye (7:14:48 PM): reaaaaaaaallly
ghstofu51490 (7:14:49 PM): but you dont know me
sarsflutterbye (7:14:50 PM): I think not
ghstofu51490 (7:14:57 PM): really
ghstofu51490 (7:15:08 PM): then what is me name?
ghstofu51490 (7:15:13 PM): when is my birthday?
ghstofu51490 (7:15:15 PM): how old am I?
ghstofu51490 (7:15:24 PM): huh huh HUH
sarsflutterbye (7:16:04 PM): I actually dont know any of that
sarsflutterbye (7:16:06 PM):
ghstofu51490 (7:16:15 PM): see?
ghstofu51490 (7:16:17 PM): you DONT know me
ghstofu51490 (7:16:36 PM): did somebody named robert give you my sn?
sarsflutterbye (7:16:37 PM): I didnt say I did...
sarsflutterbye (7:16:40 PM): No
ghstofu51490 (7:16:49 PM): justin?
sarsflutterbye (7:17:00 PM): I found you in a bank of elephant penises
ghstofu51490 (7:17:11 PM): haha
ghstofu51490 (7:17:11 PM): funny
ghstofu51490 (7:17:14 PM): Bob Vila?
ghstofu51490 (7:17:19 PM): We are very close
sarsflutterbye (7:17:20 PM): No...
ghstofu51490 (7:17:55 PM): but really..who gave you my sn and told you to bug the shit out of me?
sarsflutterbye (7:18:04 PM): I told you.
sarsflutterbye (7:18:06 PM): I don’t know you.
ghstofu51490 (7:18:28 PM): so who gave you my sn?
sarsflutterbye (7:18:29 PM): I also told you where I got your sn
sarsflutterbye (7:18:37 PM): a bank
ghstofu51490 (7:18:39 PM): riiiiight
sarsflutterbye (7:18:48 PM): actually
sarsflutterbye (7:18:49 PM): yes
ghstofu51490 (7:18:51 PM): you are full of shit
sarsflutterbye (7:18:56 PM): it was printed on a elephant penis
ghstofu51490 (7:19:17 PM): whatever you say
sarsflutterbye (7:19:27 PM): I was trying my hand at bestiality
sarsflutterbye (7:19:34 PM): would you like to have sex with my dog?
sarsflutterbye (7:20:44 PM): He’s sitting right here too
ghstofu51490 (7:20:59 PM): no im quite alright
sarsflutterbye (7:21:15 PM): You’re disappointing.
ghstofu51490 (7:22:18 PM): my mother tells me that every day
sarsflutterbye (7:22:28 PM): How sad for you
sarsflutterbye (7:22:32 PM): I don’t give a shit.
sarsflutterbye (7:22:54 PM): Too bad your mother did not throw you from a moving car.
ghstofu51490 (7:23:20 PM): actually my mother loves me very much
sarsflutterbye (7:23:53 PM): Right
sarsflutterbye (7:23:55 PM): and I’m the pope
ghstofu51490 (7:24:26 PM): the pope w/ cancer?
ghstofu51490 (7:24:32 PM): thats sad
sarsflutterbye (7:24:43 PM): No, I just have cancer idiot.
ghstofu51490 (7:24:56 PM): oh
ghstofu51490 (7:24:58 PM): sorry
ghstofu51490 (7:34:10 PM): are you a cross dresser?
sarsflutterbye (7:34:19 PM): No
ghstofu51490 (7:34:24 PM): A MORMON CROSS DRESSER???
ghstofu51490 (7:34:48 PM): btw...whats your name?
sarsflutterbye (7:34:57 PM): Elephant penis
ghstofu51490 (7:35:19 PM): you have some sort of weird obsession with elephant penis...
sarsflutterbye (7:35:47 PM): TOUCH YOUR LIPS TO MINE
sarsflutterbye (7:35:53 PM): THEY LONG TO SEE YOUR FACE
ghstofu51490 (7:36:00 PM): um....
ghstofu51490 (7:36:07 PM): i cant
ghstofu51490 (7:36:09 PM): im promised to another
sarsflutterbye (7:36:33 PM): You like
sarsflutterbye (7:36:37 PM): penis!
ghstofu51490 (7:36:42 PM): yes...and?
sarsflutterbye (7:37:18 PM): I have a cunt!
sarsflutterbye (7:37:20 PM): wheeeee
ghstofu51490 (7:37:46 PM): if you have a cunt then why were you talking about me sucking you penis?
sarsflutterbye (7:38:15 PM): harrrrrrrr
sarsflutterbye (7:38:19 PM): touch my patch!
ghstofu51490 (7:38:30 PM): do i have to?
ghstofu51490 (7:38:45 PM): i really dont wanna right now
sarsflutterbye (7:39:51 PM): Yes
sarsflutterbye (7:39:53 PM): or har for me
ghstofu51490 (7:40:07 PM): harrrr
sarsflutterbye (7:40:22 PM): kekeke
ghstofu51490 (7:40:46 PM): um......
ghstofu51490 (7:40:49 PM): ok
ghstofu51490 (7:43:30 PM): i have to go
ghstofu51490 (7:43:35 PM): the night is calling me to
ghstofu51490 (7:43:39 PM): *to me
sarsflutterbye (7:43:42 PM): right
ghstofu51490 (7:44:00 PM): i'll be waiting for you my love!
ghstofu51490 signed off at 7:44:36 PM.
BambixThexHookr (6:53:06 PM): hahahaha
BambixThexHookr (6:53:07 PM): who is this?
BambixThexHookr (6:53:27 PM): your mom
sarsflutterbye (6:53:29 PM): Will you mate with me?
BambixThexHookr (6:53:32 PM): haha
BambixThexHookr (6:53:33 PM): depends
BambixThexHookr (6:53:35 PM): are you deformed?
sarsflutterbye (6:53:40 PM): Not at all
sarsflutterbye (6:53:45 PM): I just suffer from cancer.
BambixThexHookr (6:53:50 PM): oo
BambixThexHookr (6:53:52 PM): where you from?
sarsflutterbye (6:54:29 PM): Doesn’t matter
sarsflutterbye (6:54:37 PM): I have lots of money and can fly you anywhere in the world.
BambixThexHookr (6:54:37 PM): yeah it does
BambixThexHookr (6:54:42 PM): so we can mate
BambixThexHookr (6:54:45 PM): oh yeah?
BambixThexHookr (6:54:50 PM): can we do it?
sarsflutterbye (6:55:08 PM): I don’t know, are you hot?
BambixThexHookr (6:55:17 PM): i have a 9 inch penis
sarsflutterbye (6:55:27 PM): Well, hooker
sarsflutterbye (6:55:32 PM): that wouldn’t work you see
BambixThexHookr (6:55:32 PM): well
BambixThexHookr (6:55:35 PM): yeah?
sarsflutterbye (6:55:39 PM): I have a penis
sarsflutterbye (6:55:44 PM): you have a cunt
BambixThexHookr (6:55:44 PM): so what
BambixThexHookr (6:55:49 PM): nope
BambixThexHookr (6:55:54 PM): i have a asshole
sarsflutterbye (6:55:54 PM): yes you do
sarsflutterbye (6:55:56 PM): don’t lie
BambixThexHookr (6:55:58 PM): no sirree
sarsflutterbye (6:56:04 PM): You’re a mother
sarsflutterbye (6:56:07 PM): and have children
sarsflutterbye (6:56:08 PM): so
BambixThexHookr (6:56:09 PM): oh yeah?
BambixThexHookr (6:56:10 PM): ok
BambixThexHookr (6:56:11 PM): i do
sarsflutterbye (6:56:15 PM): you will have mine too ^_^
BambixThexHookr (6:56:15 PM): i forgot i guess..
BambixThexHookr (6:56:19 PM): mk
BambixThexHookr (6:56:22 PM): put it in my butt
sarsflutterbye (6:56:44 PM): m no
BambixThexHookr (6:56:51 PM): mmhmm
sarsflutterbye (6:56:51 PM): I want to put it in your eye
sarsflutterbye (6:56:54 PM): do you mind?
BambixThexHookr (6:56:55 PM): oooo
BambixThexHookr (6:56:56 PM): nice
sarsflutterbye (6:56:58 PM): I want to skull fuck you
BambixThexHookr (6:57:02 PM): awesome
BambixThexHookr (6:57:05 PM): talk dirty
BambixThexHookr (6:57:05 PM): mm
sarsflutterbye (6:57:25 PM): Um no
sarsflutterbye (6:57:57 PM): I need a cunt to plant my seed in by next week because I AM DYING YOU USELESS BITCH
BambixThexHookr (6:58:15 PM): hahaha
BambixThexHookr (6:58:21 PM): your a very fucked up individual
sarsflutterbye (6:58:25 PM): No
BambixThexHookr (6:58:27 PM): yes
sarsflutterbye (6:58:28 PM): I HAVE CANCER
BambixThexHookr (6:58:31 PM): so
BambixThexHookr (6:58:33 PM): your still fucked up
sarsflutterbye (6:58:37 PM): Are you stupid?
BambixThexHookr (6:58:43 PM): lmao
BambixThexHookr (6:58:46 PM): apparently
sarsflutterbye (7:00:10 PM): I think I have testicular cancer or something... and I need a heir
BambixThexHookr (7:02:04 PM): well
BambixThexHookr (7:02:10 PM): you cant very well do that with another male, now can you?
sarsflutterbye (7:02:21 PM): Do you know any women
sarsflutterbye (7:02:25 PM): since you are a liar
BambixThexHookr (7:02:27 PM): haha yeah
BambixThexHookr (7:02:33 PM): nigga i said i had a penis and an asshole
BambixThexHookr (7:02:36 PM): you assumed i had a vagina
BambixThexHookr (7:02:41 PM): faggot
BambixThexHookr signed off at 7:02:47 PM.
sarsflutterbye (6:51:38 PM): I think I have testicular cancer or something...
inSoMnIaC returned at 6:51:39 PM.
inSoMnIaC (6:51:54 PM): I'm sorry to hear that
sarsflutterbye (6:52:41 PM): will you mate with me?
inSoMnIaC (6:52:55 PM): well... I'm a dude, so I can't "mate" with you
sarsflutterbye (6:53:00 PM): I must provide a heir for my kingdom
sarsflutterbye (6:53:02 PM): oh
inSoMnIaC (6:53:05 PM): ... I could go down on you
sarsflutterbye (6:53:07 PM): well do you have a wife?
inSoMnIaC (6:53:11 PM): but there would be no kids
sarsflutterbye (6:53:20 PM): I need to plant my seeds
inSoMnIaC (6:53:35 PM): two words Chryo Genics
sarsflutterbye (6:53:53 PM): But
sarsflutterbye (6:53:59 PM): can i use your wife’s cunt?
sarsflutterbye (6:54:01 PM): Please
inSoMnIaC (6:54:06 PM): toss off in an ice cube tray, when the right girl comes along, slide the cube up inside her one night
sarsflutterbye (6:54:17 PM): I want your wife tho'
inSoMnIaC (6:54:34 PM): I'm not married, If I where, I'd let you as long as I could watch
sarsflutterbye (6:54:45 PM): Oh
sarsflutterbye (6:54:52 PM): do you know any women I can mate with?
inSoMnIaC (6:55:20 PM): none that i can think of, none that want bastard children that is
sarsflutterbye (6:56:30 PM): Well, they wont have to take care of it
sarsflutterbye (6:56:33 PM): I will until I die
sarsflutterbye (6:56:39 PM): and then the state can take over from there
inSoMnIaC (6:56:54 PM): well, you might not die, you'll just loos your balls
sarsflutterbye (6:57:04 PM): No
sarsflutterbye (6:57:09 PM): the doc already said im gonna die
inSoMnIaC (7:00:46 PM): how old are you?
sarsflutterbye (7:01:19 PM): 32
sarsflutterbye (7:01:30 PM): Please help me!
sarsflutterbye (7:01:35 PM): I'll make lovely children.
inSoMnIaC (7:01:42 PM): Oh, you've had a good life, just curl up and die
sarsflutterbye (7:01:50 PM): Long as you don’t get a ugo for a woman
sarsflutterbye (7:01:54 PM): no, no, no
inSoMnIaC (7:02:02 PM): why, are you cute?
sarsflutterbye (7:02:10 PM): I don’t have children and my millions will be squander by useless assholes!
inSoMnIaC (7:03:04 PM): ... millions huh? well, maybe I could get married, ho her out and get you an aer
sarsflutterbye (7:03:49 PM): What?
inSoMnIaC (7:04:07 PM): well, if your wealthy, the money would go to the kid and his mother right?
sarsflutterbye (7:04:16 PM): Ya
inSoMnIaC (7:05:14 PM): so, if I gotta sell you... are you cute?
sarsflutterbye (7:05:31 PM): Yes
sarsflutterbye (7:05:34 PM): well
inSoMnIaC (7:06:30 PM): ?
sarsflutterbye (7:06:57 PM): Men aren’t cute, imbecile. I do have an impeccable penis I must say tho’, and I graduated from College. I own my own business, and dabble in a few other minor affairs.
inSoMnIaC (7:07:41 PM): and are you well built? and what do you mean by impeccable, you keep it clean? or is it good sized?
sarsflutterbye (7:07:54 PM): My penis is very large
sarsflutterbye (7:07:59 PM): what are you a faggot?
inSoMnIaC (7:08:13 PM): LOL
inSoMnIaC (7:08:27 PM): ok, 3 inches is not large... if she told you that, she was being nice
inSoMnIaC (7:08:50 PM): no no no, not gay... just try'n to get your stats so I can sell you to a woman who don't mind having a bastard child with a nutless wonder
sarsflutterbye (7:09:15 PM): My penis is 9.5 inches thank you very much.
inSoMnIaC (7:09:44 PM): that's not very large, that's nice size though, my last girl said she wished I was that small.
inSoMnIaC (7:10:16 PM): gotta run, I'll put out fliers for a host for your spawn
sarsflutterbye (7:10:20 PM): oh shut the bloody hell up
sarsflutterbye (7:10:33 PM): Fantastic
sarsflutterbye (7:10:40 PM): I'm sure by that rate I wont get much of anything
sarsflutterbye (7:10:48 PM): Considering how stupid you are.
inSoMnIaC (7:13:01 PM): nice, insults... NO HO's FOR YOU
sarsflutterbye (7:13:15 PM): Oh, I'll find one alright.
sarsflutterbye (7:13:32 PM): I dont need mr. three inch pinch to find me one.
inSoMnIaC (7:15:05 PM): LOL
sarsflutterbye (7:15:18 PM): I thought you were leaving?
inSoMnIaC (7:15:38 PM): I am, but the post game is on now... who knows how long that'll last
sarsflutterbye (7:17:29 PM): RightO
sarsflutterbye (6:50:44 PM): Good lord that was a horrible dump. You would think that I have cancer or something by the way my anus was bleeding. Can you believe that? Me with cancer! Heh. I always thought god was a bastard but why would he plague me with CANCER FOR GOD SAKES MAN YOU MUST SAVE ME!!1
sarsflutterbye (6:50:49 PM): Please save me...
sarsflutterbye (6:51:09 PM): I think I have testicular cancer or something...
sarsflutterbye (6:51:13 PM): You are a doctor right?
ghstofu51490 (6:52:02 PM): good
ghstofu51490 (6:52:07 PM): i hope you die
sarsflutterbye (6:52:20 PM): YOU ARE A BLOOD DOCTOR ARENT YOU?!!?
ghstofu51490 (6:52:29 PM): no
sarsflutterbye (6:52:29 PM): COME SAVE ME YOU DUMB USELESS POS.
ghstofu51490 (6:52:32 PM): im a vampire
ghstofu51490 (6:54:55 PM): RAWR
sarsflutterbye (6:55:13 PM): ooooh
sarsflutterbye (6:55:17 PM): suck my blood!
ghstofu51490 (6:55:25 PM): cant
ghstofu51490 (6:55:29 PM): im on a diet...
sarsflutterbye (6:57:17 PM): fat?
ghstofu51490 (6:57:27 PM): no
sarsflutterbye (6:58:04 PM): Then why diet
sarsflutterbye (6:58:08 PM): I bet you’re really fat
ghstofu51490 (6:58:19 PM): im not on a diet
ghstofu51490 (6:58:26 PM): what are you talking about?
sarsflutterbye (6:58:48 PM): ghstofu51490 (6:55:29 PM): im on a diet
sarsflutterbye (6:58:52 PM): YOURE FAT
ghstofu51490 (6:58:57 PM): that wasnt me...
sarsflutterbye (6:58:57 PM): LOLOLOL
ghstofu51490 (6:59:05 PM): YOU IMPOSTER!!!
ghstofu51490 (6:59:18 PM): IM TELLING MY UNCLE PHIL!!!
sarsflutterbye (6:59:25 PM): OH NOEZ!
sarsflutterbye (6:59:39 PM): I'M GONNA DIE CAUSE U R GUNNNA TEEL ON ME
ghstofu51490 (7:00:00 PM): dont be silly
ghstofu51490 (7:00:12 PM): dr phil doesnt kill people
ghstofu51490 (7:00:21 PM): thats oprah
sarsflutterbye (7:01:12 PM): Can I make him into a Philly cheese stake sandwich?
ghstofu51490 (7:01:26 PM): no
ghstofu51490 (7:01:38 PM): ok i guess you can
ghstofu51490 (7:01:53 PM): but dont if you have high cholesterol!
sarsflutterbye (7:02:41 PM): does he have high cholesterol?
sarsflutterbye (7:02:43 PM): I have cancer
sarsflutterbye (7:02:44 PM): remember?
ghstofu51490 (7:03:03 PM): oh yes
ghstofu51490 (7:03:06 PM): VERY high
sarsflutterbye (7:03:25 PM): oh i c
sarsflutterbye (7:03:29 PM): you are doing drugs
sarsflutterbye (7:03:35 PM): drugs cause cancer you know
ghstofu51490 (7:04:04 PM): no i dont do drugs
ghstofu51490 (7:04:25 PM): except when im not sleeping
sarsflutterbye (7:04:28 PM): WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
sarsflutterbye (7:05:17 PM): I WANT TO STICK MY FLACID PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH
ghstofu51490 (7:05:19 PM): haha are you britsh?
sarsflutterbye (7:05:22 PM): no
ghstofu51490 (7:06:12 PM): bullocks!
ghstofu51490 (7:07:05 PM): if you stick you penis in my mouth, how do you know i wont bite it off?
sarsflutterbye (7:07:07 PM): Righto mate
ghstofu51490 (7:07:15 PM): I get aggressive when i get carried away...
sarsflutterbye (7:07:19 PM): well
sarsflutterbye (7:07:39 PM): considering that I will knock your teeth out with a brick before you suck my dick then no... you wont be biting my penis.
ghstofu51490 (7:08:08 PM): then i would just gum it until it fell off
ghstofu51490 (7:09:17 PM): and i happen to like me teeth
sarsflutterbye (7:09:44 PM): I don’t care if you LIKE YOUR TEETH
ghstofu51490 (7:09:49 PM): whose to say i wouldnt claw out your eyes before you hit me with the brick?
ghstofu51490 (7:09:51 PM): I can fight dirty
sarsflutterbye (7:09:57 PM): IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUCKING MY PENIS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE TEETH YOU DIRTY WHORE
ghstofu51490 (7:11:08 PM): Actually Im a clean whore...i have very good hygeine
sarsflutterbye (7:11:16 PM): That’s nice
sarsflutterbye (7:11:26 PM): that doesn’t stop you from having std's in your cunt
ghstofu51490 (7:12:23 PM): well....how could they have gotten there? For I have yet to be penetrated
sarsflutterbye (7:12:39 PM): Youre full of lies.
sarsflutterbye (7:12:48 PM): Youre raped in your sleep dont ya know?
ghstofu51490 (7:13:06 PM): And how do you know?
ghstofu51490 (7:13:33 PM): Some stupid fatass named Zack gave you my sn telling you to bother me
ghstofu51490 (7:13:36 PM): you dont know who the hell i am
sarsflutterbye (7:13:53 PM): Really?
sarsflutterbye (7:14:03 PM): No, I didn’t get your sn from anyone named zack.
ghstofu51490 (7:14:38 PM): then it was from someone else inkow
ghstofu51490 (7:14:41 PM): *know
sarsflutterbye (7:14:48 PM): reaaaaaaaallly
ghstofu51490 (7:14:49 PM): but you dont know me
sarsflutterbye (7:14:50 PM): I think not
ghstofu51490 (7:14:57 PM): really
ghstofu51490 (7:15:08 PM): then what is me name?
ghstofu51490 (7:15:13 PM): when is my birthday?
ghstofu51490 (7:15:15 PM): how old am I?
ghstofu51490 (7:15:24 PM): huh huh HUH
sarsflutterbye (7:16:04 PM): I actually dont know any of that
sarsflutterbye (7:16:06 PM):
ghstofu51490 (7:16:15 PM): see?
ghstofu51490 (7:16:17 PM): you DONT know me
ghstofu51490 (7:16:36 PM): did somebody named robert give you my sn?
sarsflutterbye (7:16:37 PM): I didnt say I did...
sarsflutterbye (7:16:40 PM): No
ghstofu51490 (7:16:49 PM): justin?
sarsflutterbye (7:17:00 PM): I found you in a bank of elephant penises
ghstofu51490 (7:17:11 PM): haha
ghstofu51490 (7:17:11 PM): funny
ghstofu51490 (7:17:14 PM): Bob Vila?
ghstofu51490 (7:17:19 PM): We are very close
sarsflutterbye (7:17:20 PM): No...
ghstofu51490 (7:17:55 PM): but really..who gave you my sn and told you to bug the shit out of me?
sarsflutterbye (7:18:04 PM): I told you.
sarsflutterbye (7:18:06 PM): I don’t know you.
ghstofu51490 (7:18:28 PM): so who gave you my sn?
sarsflutterbye (7:18:29 PM): I also told you where I got your sn
sarsflutterbye (7:18:37 PM): a bank
ghstofu51490 (7:18:39 PM): riiiiight
sarsflutterbye (7:18:48 PM): actually
sarsflutterbye (7:18:49 PM): yes
ghstofu51490 (7:18:51 PM): you are full of shit
sarsflutterbye (7:18:56 PM): it was printed on a elephant penis
ghstofu51490 (7:19:17 PM): whatever you say
sarsflutterbye (7:19:27 PM): I was trying my hand at bestiality
sarsflutterbye (7:19:34 PM): would you like to have sex with my dog?
sarsflutterbye (7:20:44 PM): He’s sitting right here too
ghstofu51490 (7:20:59 PM): no im quite alright
sarsflutterbye (7:21:15 PM): You’re disappointing.
ghstofu51490 (7:22:18 PM): my mother tells me that every day
sarsflutterbye (7:22:28 PM): How sad for you
sarsflutterbye (7:22:32 PM): I don’t give a shit.
sarsflutterbye (7:22:54 PM): Too bad your mother did not throw you from a moving car.
ghstofu51490 (7:23:20 PM): actually my mother loves me very much
sarsflutterbye (7:23:53 PM): Right
sarsflutterbye (7:23:55 PM): and I’m the pope
ghstofu51490 (7:24:26 PM): the pope w/ cancer?
ghstofu51490 (7:24:32 PM): thats sad
sarsflutterbye (7:24:43 PM): No, I just have cancer idiot.
ghstofu51490 (7:24:56 PM): oh
ghstofu51490 (7:24:58 PM): sorry
ghstofu51490 (7:34:10 PM): are you a cross dresser?
sarsflutterbye (7:34:19 PM): No
ghstofu51490 (7:34:24 PM): A MORMON CROSS DRESSER???
ghstofu51490 (7:34:48 PM): btw...whats your name?
sarsflutterbye (7:34:57 PM): Elephant penis
ghstofu51490 (7:35:19 PM): you have some sort of weird obsession with elephant penis...
sarsflutterbye (7:35:47 PM): TOUCH YOUR LIPS TO MINE
sarsflutterbye (7:35:53 PM): THEY LONG TO SEE YOUR FACE
ghstofu51490 (7:36:00 PM): um....
ghstofu51490 (7:36:07 PM): i cant
ghstofu51490 (7:36:09 PM): im promised to another
sarsflutterbye (7:36:33 PM): You like
sarsflutterbye (7:36:37 PM): penis!
ghstofu51490 (7:36:42 PM): yes...and?
sarsflutterbye (7:37:18 PM): I have a cunt!
sarsflutterbye (7:37:20 PM): wheeeee
ghstofu51490 (7:37:46 PM): if you have a cunt then why were you talking about me sucking you penis?
sarsflutterbye (7:38:15 PM): harrrrrrrr
sarsflutterbye (7:38:19 PM): touch my patch!
ghstofu51490 (7:38:30 PM): do i have to?
ghstofu51490 (7:38:45 PM): i really dont wanna right now
sarsflutterbye (7:39:51 PM): Yes
sarsflutterbye (7:39:53 PM): or har for me
ghstofu51490 (7:40:07 PM): harrrr
sarsflutterbye (7:40:22 PM): kekeke
ghstofu51490 (7:40:46 PM): um......
ghstofu51490 (7:40:49 PM): ok
ghstofu51490 (7:43:30 PM): i have to go
ghstofu51490 (7:43:35 PM): the night is calling me to
ghstofu51490 (7:43:39 PM): *to me
sarsflutterbye (7:43:42 PM): right
ghstofu51490 (7:44:00 PM): i'll be waiting for you my love!
ghstofu51490 signed off at 7:44:36 PM.