Tiny Secrets 15/?
Kurt opened the door to several shocked faces with his best bitch face and immediately turned to Mercedes.
“You do realize it’s-“ Kurt looked at the clock “ 10:15 in the morning?” Then he winced. “I haven’t even had a cup of coffee.” He scanned the crowd , glaring. “I haven’t even had time to do my hair yet. “ Kurt crossed his arms around his chest, the image of frustration and proceeded to tap his bare foot in impatience.
The gang continued to stare at him in wonder. Some of them glancing behind him.
Okay so obviously we’re having a meltdown. “What?” Kurt turned behind him and rolled his eyes at Puck. “You’d think they were all electrocuted or something.”
Hmph. “Well don’t just stand there with your mouths open. Come inside. “ And then more to himself, “I think I have ingredients for pancakes.” Kurt strolled into his kitchen and started getting out the things he’d need. The rest of the Glee club filing in after him slowly.
Kurt started mumbling to himself. “Coffee, then pancakes.”
“Ahem.” A throat cleared. “Would someone be so kind as to explain to me why Noah is in your house, without a shirt on? And for that matter why you aren’t even dressed yet! “
Kurt looked over at Puck and raised a brow. Silently asking ‘what do you want to tell them?’. Puck shrugged his shoulders conveying that he’d follow Kurt‘s lead..
This of course made the Glee group ask themselves.
What in the hell is going on ?
With a small smile of consent Kurt took one last look at Puck and a deep breath. “Noah slept over.”
Confused expressions were exchanged, and then Mercedes’ turned to shock.
“You don’t mean...” She waved her finger between the two of them. “That you, and he. “ Kurt nodded his head once. “So what was all of that stuff yesterday?”
“Noah, saw someone he never thought he’d see again and well -we both needed to get out of there-“ Kurt shook his head, ”I was not having a good day.”
“But yesterday was your- “
“Birthday?” Kurt chuckled. “Exactly, and do you guys know who was the only person who wished me a happy freaking birthday.” Kurt pointed to Puck, “and he didn’t even know about it.”
Kurt took a breath and stopped there, not sure whether or not Puck wanted them to know about his Dad.
Finn’s brows furrowed together in confusion. Then it looked like a light went off -
And his face went dark. “You mean to tell me that Puck is attempting to date my almost- brother? Puck, I know where Burt hides his shot gun; so you better watch it.”
A smile spread across Puck’s face. “I wouldn’t dream of it.” He reached over for Kurt’s hand.
“Wait. Does this mean that Puck is gay with a capital G now?” Santana nodded her head solemnly.
“... “
“Why doesn’t everyone sit down in the living room while I grab coffee? Then we can continue whatever the hell - “ Kurt waved his arm in a circle around the group. “This is.”
“Kurt did I just hear a profanity enter you vocabulary?”
Pfft.
Kurt rolled his eyes at Rachael. “Like I told Noah here - I am capable of swearing.”
O-O
An hour later and the Glee Club had all but left; Finn, Rachael and Mercedes staying behind to help clean up. Till Rachael started.
“Now, I think it’s time to tell us about this mysterious person; that Noah was yelling at in the hallway.”
Kurt started to protest, a hand stopped him. “No, it’s fine if anyone needs to know it’s these guys.”
O-O
“So, let me get this right. That strange woman was once a man, who is actually your Dad. And you have no idea why... your Dad wanted to talk to you. When he hasn’t seen you in a very long time. Does that summarize it?” Rachael took a deep breath to recover from her monologue.
“Yep.”
“Well that’s strange.”
“Yep.”
Rachael frowned then looked to the others for help. “Well, don’t you want to find out?”
Puck snorted then shook his head. “Whatever thing I wanted from my father I gave up on when he left and never looked back. I don’t want to see him or her - “Puck closed his eyes centering himself. “My Dad lost whatever opportunity he had when he forgot about me and my sister.”
Mercedes cleared her throat. “Well you might not have much of a choice.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well think about it, your Dad asked everyone in Glee where you hang, live, etc. A little creepy if you ask me but - well think of who’s in Glee.”
Kurt took in a sharp breath. “Shit. Brittany.”