im gunna stand up!
Yesterday i went to an anarchist squat-turned-bookstore in London and discovered what i've been looking for all my life. It wasnt in the crusty mug of tea i was given by a nice weird man. It was in the word FEMLAX. It is a waterslide for chicks so they can pee standing up! I really cannot wait to pee on the side of a building instead of waiting for girls to perk their tits in order to use the bathrooom. Victory in liberation of one of the only restrictions of the cunt: the squat-only restriction. I have been set free to pee. (dont worry-i know its a little sick).