Atlas Legacy Generation 2:1
WARNING: VERY PICTURE HEAVY
Soooooooooooo Quinn is still inexplicably angry all the time.
Quinn: God, this fucking suit SUCKS. Who designed this piece of shit.
And no worries, A+ parenting skills are still here.
Megan: Jeez, ever heard of a SHOWER kid?
Reno spends most of his time playing dead in the crib. I mean, I would too, if Quinn and Megan were responsible for me.
Reno: No sudden movements or they'll see me...
Anna: Hello! How are you on this fine day
Megan: Hay sup take my children? :D
Megan: They were trying to put me in JAIL for child abuse, I MEAN REALLY NOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT.
Yes, yes I can Megan.
By the way, here are Megan's stats that I failed at getting last time.
Megan Atlas
Aspiration: Popularity
Zodiac: Capricorn
6 Neat
0 Shy
3 Lazy
9 Playful
7 Nice
Turn-ons: None, I don't think my laptop can handle EPs but we will see..
Turn-offs: --
Megan takes a liking to their brand new telescope like the creepster she is. Cute face.
Megan: HAHAHAHA ANNA'S TOTALLY SKINNY DIPPING RIGHT NOW.
Now bitch, you know that's a lie.
Megan: Ew, I can see her pubes.
....
She is so stupid.
Gemma: Anna, play with me :D :D
Anna: Okay cutie! Tickle-tickle time!
Gemma: HAHA JUST KIDDING, REMOVE YOUR HANDS NOW WOMAN.
Issues: they are showing already
Way to go Gemma! You just lost your one last hope.
Megan: Man, I have to piss what's a girl gotta do to get a toilet up in this bitch?!
OH IDK, WALK A FEW FEET INTO THE HOUSE, IDIOT.
Gemma: *passes out into the wall*
Well... that looks painful. We can't afford any more brain damage in this family, Gemma.
Anna: Wow I really think this child needs a new home, a bed, maybe some love and new parents, hey how about me?
I like where this is going.
Anna: ...NAH SHE'LL BE FINE. See ya fools later, gotta go home and make me some crab cakes.
Um excuse me, but there's food right there, don't go PLEASE! Stay and take care of Gemma some more ;(
Oh my god, go pee already seriously no one is stopping you.
Lily: Red hands?
Megan: Why of course, it's not like my bladder is on the brink of explosion right now or anything :D
Megan: Oh shi-
NICE! This is the second time now that Lily gets pissed on.
Shake it off girl.
Lily: WHY DOES THIS FAMILY SMELL SO BAD ALL THE TIME JW
Megan: *sniffs* I swear I put on my Secret Platinum today, what is that smell...
Quinn: HI HONEY :D
Yeah, if you think Quinn is actually being a decent father, don't worry! He's not :) :) :) He's just helping Reno grow up.
Megan: WOOO YEAH BABIES GROWING UP, TIME TO MOVE OUT YET?
Quinn. My dear. He is not a basketball for fuck's sake.
Aaaand here's Reno. Ew.
He looks... special. I can't really tell who he looks like more, Megan I guess?
It's also time for Hellspawn to grow up, woo, I'm so excited really.
Quinn is busy having an allergic reaction to something apparently...
But Reno is excited. And ugly.
Gemma: I'm alive :D Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!
Holy old man hands.
She grows up badly. No surprise there...
Gemma: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh time to blow shit up :D
Gemma: DIAF
Gemma: I hope he gets killed in a trash can accident RARGH;LKGLS!!!!!!!!!!!11
Wow, can you stop wishing death on your father for one second so I can take your stupid picture.
Gemma: AND HIM, I HOPE HE DROWNS IN THE BATHTUB.
Guuuuuurl...
Quinn: Hey kid, you can really stfu anytime now.
Seriously. She won't stop. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, QUINN. I hope you know that.
Gemma: WHORES. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
Gemma: HAHA YOU THINK MY DADDY LOVES YOU LOLOLOL.
Lily: Christ bitch, can you quit with the capslock.
She shut up finally for about a millisecond and here she is! She looks just like Quinn.
(Also. I know it looks like the babies/toddlers/children are wearing makeup but trust me I'm not one of those crazies, it's part of the skin. I should probably change them, but I'm lazy.)
Lily: Man, your daughter's kind of a psycho.
Megan: HAHA, I did a good job, amirite?
Gemma: *plots both of their deaths*
And then I did something really, really bad. I made them get pregnant again because that's totally what this family needs right now. I shouldn't have done this but I like to have 3 kids...
Gemma is enough of a monster for the next 10 generations, honestly. It's like she feeds off of everything evil in the world.
Gemma: RAAAAWWRHAHAHAA try cleaning THIS up mom!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT IS QUINN IN THE BACKGROUND AND THAT IS THE CARPOOL LEAVING WITHOUT HIM. WE NEED MONEY!
Quinn: Heh. Did I do that?
Fuck you Quinn. Fuck you very much. I hope you enjoy living in your shitty little shack for all of eternity.
Gemma: Wow, this chair is hideous like my dad.
Playing favorites, are we now? Or maybe she just feels bad for the ugly child.
Gemma: God, why does this place fucking suck so much? asl;dkf'sdlkdjf
Better question: Why are you always in the bathroom for no reason causing other people bladder failures, you little twat?
Gemma: Hey dad! Stay right there! *punches*
So pleasant, angelic, innocent, etc etc.
Gemma: I AM A GREAT. *kicks* ADDITION. *kicks again* TO THIS FAMILY DADDY, NOW APPRECIATE ME. AND BOW DOWN. *kicks shin*
Quinn: UM PLEASE, SOMEONE JUST TAKE HER ALREADY. I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
Again, Quinn. You are not allowed to complain about this little situation, YOU CAUSED IT.
Gemma: Okay everybody needs to calm down and back the fuck up off me right now.
Quinn: HEY CATCH!
Megan: Oof.
Easy! She's pregnant dude, you're going to smash the fetus.
Quinn: I DON'T CARE I DO WHAT I WANT
SO ANYWAYS, WHY ARE WE ALL IN THE TINY BATHROOM RIGHT NOW JUST WONDERING?
Reno: Change meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :(
Quinn: FUCK NO
LOL. Just lol. I have never had such horrible Sim parents before.
Quinn: Hey do you guys hear something? Like distant crying?
Gemma: BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD BITCH.
Chandler: Um no omg what is this child doing.
Gemma: You look like a STUPID moose.
Chandler: I AM APPALLED BY YOUR BEHAVIOR YOUNG LADY.
Gemma: So hey, I was thinking we should just get the fuck out of here and travel the world, y'know?
Chandler: No way, crazy bitch.
Gemma: You will move far away from here with me OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
I'd do it if I were you, Chandler.. or you might end up with a dead parent or something.
Anyways, I had had about enough of Gemma's stupid bullshit and decided to take Quinn out of the house for awhile to get some new clothes for Gemma and Megan...
BUT LOOK WHO DECIDED IT WOULD BE A ~FINE DAY FOR SOME SHOPPING TOO.
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I CAN'T ESCAPE HER!
Please Gemma, can't you leave me and Quinn alone for 5 minutes?
AND RAPE EYES. Rape Eyes decides to grace us with his presence also! What a beautiful, delicate creature.
Quinn: Wow, has anyone ever told you you look like Jonathan Rhys Meyers?
Matthew: OMG YES, I GET THAT ALL THE TIME, HE COULD GET IT.
Uh excuse me Gemma, but what the fuck are you doin'? Can you stop interrupting people for once in your sad little life?
Oh. You're just here to beat up your dad some more. I see.
Gemma: *STAB*
If you're looking for a better life Gemma, I'm pretty sure you're not going to find it in there.
Matthew: Hey I like your dress O_O
Oh...
I know Gemma is a little shit and all, but there will be none of that Rape Eyes.
Back home, Megan is being attacked by rabid flies.
Moving on.
And Gemma goes back in time to kick Chandler's ass.
And then she does it one more time for good measure.
Quinn: Oh god, my pacifist eyes, they're MEEEELLLLLTING INTO THE SIDEWALK, WHAT IS THIS.
Seriously, WAT
That's not the only glitch though, Gemma for some reason can't change into the new outfit that Quinn JUST WASTED 200 DOLLARS ON. Fuck!
At least Megan can. No more peacock feathers for her.
Megan: Haaaay :D
If you're wondering if Reno and his cheekbones died, they didn't. All he does is whine like Gemma though and I'm sick of it.
Gemma: That's not my mommmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy *sobs*
It's a hard knock life for Gemma.
Gemma: I am here to make negotiations regarding YOUR LIVES BITCHES.
Quinn & Lily: Gtfo
Quinn & Lily: *do it*
Gemma: My life is a lie BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
I'm expecting Megan and her retarded self to lose her job right now, to be honest.
OH SNAP, WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS.
She gets home and pops.
Megan: Oh not this shit again.
And then passes out in the street, how incredibly safe for you and the unborn child. Really now?? You couldn't have passed out to the side or the front or something? Jesus christ.
Megan: Teehee, hi honey I'm home.
INTERESTING.
Oh Megan, never change.
Reno: Ima grow up like shit, aren't I? :(
Yup, you got that right home-skillet.
Gemma: Soooo I'm hoping the school bus just crashes with me in it tbh.
Kennedy: Don't end it yet kid, I have just the job for you if you're willing to be my special secretary.
YEAH I BET PEDO.
But really, Gemma has taken quite the liking to Mr. Kennedy here. They're like BFFs. And it's creepy.
Pink fairy dust! :3
And then she snaps her neck while passing out.
I can't even begin to count how many times she passed out during this pregnancy. She spent about 88% of her time on the floor and the rest of it dying of starvation.
Time for forgotten child to grow up!
Quinn: Hey kids! Who's the best daddy in the world! :D
UM NOT YOU, QUINN.
Reno: Omfg I survived.
He's pretty fugly. I have hope though.
Gemma: DIE DADDY DIE.
Megan: HOLY OWWWWWWW. THIS IS NOT FUN JSYK.
A girl named Alena! Quinn's brown hair (hey! there it is making this legacy its bitch) and Megan's skintone and light blue eyes.
Megan is not amused.
Megan: Are you fucking kidding me right now, I thought this shit was OVAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I wish ;__;
Wait, wait, wait! This is a good sign! Is Megan capable of love and compassion now that she's gotten older?!
Megan: Hehe, try bothering me in here bitch.
Oh.
Abandoned children gotta stick together, yo.
Or not.
Reno, do not even start with that temper tantrum shit.
Reno: You should probably just kill yourself and become a sweet ass ghost.
Gemma: I TOTALLY AGREE.
Quinn: I'll fucking kill her myself
Well, geez.
They are just not cut out for parenting.
Gemma: I love you Kennedy...
She's obsessed with him.
Gemma: Reno, come jump on the bed with me :D
Reno: LOL NO TY, COOTIES
So I saw Quinn taking Alena out of her crib and thought maybe for once he was being a decent, loving father. But nope, he just dropped her on the floor and went for the diaper.
Quinn: Girl, get on the cold hard floor where you belong!
Why.
Quinn: I'm so smart I'm like fuckin' Einstein LOL
Megan: Why did I marry this guy again.
Oh god oh god oh god, these chance cards give me legit anxiety.
FUCK YEAH.
Quinn: Muahahahaaahaa
Why so sneaky Quinn? I'm pretty sure I heard an evil cackle.
Oh, just time for another round of Bitch Out Innocent Bystanders I see.
Quinn: SO WOULD YOU LIKE ME OR MY WIFE TO SHAVE THAT DISGUSTING BOWLCUT OFF FOR YOU BITCH?
Megan: How sweet of my husband :D
Thankfully the tantrums stopped pretty quickly with Reno and he's back to quietly plundering booty in the bathtub all day.
Can we not. Gemma is corrupt enough.
Time for Alena to grow up. Rofl, nobody cares but Bowlcut.
Quinn: Why am I here again.
Gemma: It's hideous, get it out of my sight.
Here's Alena! She looks like Quinn, cute! :D Those are some very sculpted eyebrows for a 3 year old though.
Bowlcut: How dare you compliment my snazzy ass suit >:|
God, go home asshole.
OH DEAR. And so it begins.
LOL, their house is so small, I had to put the bar in Alena's room. I am classy.
Oh hale no. Rape Eyes?! Ew. Don't even think about it, Megan.
UGH YOU TOO.
Matthew: Dude, she's so stupid, I bet I could bang her by tomorrow night.
Hey now >:|
Quinn: LEMME JUST HUMP UP AGAINST YOUR LEG FOR A MINUTE OR 2.
lol i can't even...
Alena: Daddyyyyy please just let me out of here I'll go sit in the corner by myself or fix the shower or something, ANYTHING BUT THIS CAGE.
Quinn: Sorry kid, I got some drinking to do.
I just.. I have nothing to say to you anymore Quinn. Smh.
Matthew: So I'd really like to sex you up sometime.
Megan: Omg what kind of woman do you take me for
Megan: LOL JK let's do it, tomorrow night around 9?
STAY AWAY FROM EVERYONE THE CHILDREN, RAPE EYES.
Reno, you bettah werk.
Gemma: Dear Diary, I love Kennedy and his abnormally large nose so, so much. He's a gentle soul unlike my bitch daddy. I'm totally going to marry him and wear a flowing white dress even though there's no chance in hell that I'll still be a virgin. And then we can honeymoon in Fiji :) :)
HAHA NOT IN THIS LEGACY, BITCH.
Gemma: And my stupid asshole brother can stop dancing like a girl anytime now. --6/09/10
Reno takes over homework duty, seeing as there's no way Gemma's ever going to do hers. That pile? Yep, you bet it's hers.
Reno: You have such... ..lovely.... boobs, Miss. *drools*
Gemma: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M ANNOYING
Quinn's Co-worker: I wonder if she'll scream if I push her...
Gemma: I'm just gonna be a lesbian if Kennedy refuses my proposal.
Quinn: HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
Quinn's Co-worker: Geez, it looks like she's been in there awhile...
Wow, how could you tell? Was it the overwhelming stench of piss, shattered dreams, and tears?
Llama, ALWAYS LLAMA.
HUZZAH! Thank you Megan, for finally being of some use in this legacy. God, why did I pick you.
And she FINALLY, FINALLY gets a promotion. I am in shock.
Here's one of the first changes to their home with that money. And Quinn talking shit about his daughter in his burn book in the background.
Quinn: GET IT AWAY!!!!
Still as fabulous as ever. I don't want him to ever get old :(
He is slowly but surely turning into an alcoholic.
Quinn: MOAR MOAR 8D
Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA, excuse me guys, but wtf is going on?
Reno: I am a lucky man...
Reno D: He is turning into such a perv, omg.
Quinn: I sense children in the vicinity I HATE CHILDREN
Thank the heavens, Gemma grows up.
Edit-- She grows up terribly and Reno laughs.
Reno: Bwahahaha, HAVE FUN SUCKING AT LIFE.
And before I can call a taxi to take her to get some new clothes, she throws a bitch-fit. Wow who saw that coming, not I.
After two more rounds of bitching, I finally got her to a community lot. And here she is! Kinda dead behind the eyes, but that's to be expected I'd say... She's pretty and I love her despite her emotional and mental issues :3
I know this was really long sorry. Lemme know if it crashed your computer lol, and I'll cut it in to two parts. And my teasers suck because I don't have photoshop right now. Thanks for reading!