fanfic lolz

[ireaa]

This is short and hilarious.

It's written by an adult male in the voice of a 13 year old girl. The funny hurts my insidey parts.

ASHTON KUTCHER FAN FICTION:
"THE MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCE" BY MELISSA BELL, AGE 13.

Comments

[waydizzy]

OWWWWW...the laughing, it hurts....

My favorite part: "Ashton took Melissa by the hand and they slow danced. She felt she could stay in his arms 4EVA. The chaperone Mr. Burlick the Earth Science teacher did not enforce the twelve-inch rule because he saw how important this was to Marisa and to Ashton. At that moment he decided to give Marisa an "A.""

Or...""I am so glad I requested my driver to stop in Franklin, Kansas," uttered Ashton. "I want to tell you that you are very different from the L.A. girls I have met, but in a good way. Also, you will get your period soon."

BWAHAHAHA!! Best thing I've read in years.

[ireaa]

I think it made ME start my period!