1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
Tim!
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Why, it's Charlie of course! He's definitely on a leash.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I baby talk to him as usual.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
Does the word "compound" mean anything to you?
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Not a wooden fence, but a seriously mature hedgerow. One of the prettiest things about Ireland.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Flowers, candles, a gorgeous gourmet meal that I made myself, and my very favorite of friends and family.
7. You leave the house and on the front porch there's a cup. What sort of cup is it?
A big stoneware latte mug.
8. What do you do with the cup?
I float a single flower in it.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a ____ river.
Babbling.
10. How will you cross the water?
Splash through the ford of course.
On to the meanings... don't read this before taking the quiz yourself!
1. The person with whom you are walking is the most important to you.
Tim for teh win!
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of the problems in your life.
Small and fluffy? Tim would say fat and fluffy.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
I baby talk them until they get tired of me.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Oh, if only.
5.A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Ahhh, natural boundries... I don't put up walls but don't invade my space, man.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, a drink, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Yeah, an aspiring chef with no food. As if. :P
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.
Sturdy, but would probably break if dropped on a hard floor. I'm a loyal friend until crossed... then I carry a grudge like it's got a handle.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
Everything looks better when you stick a flower in it!
(Well, I certainly wasn't going to bring it in the house to be washed, that's for damn sure.)
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Wide AND long. And noisy. Yep. ;)
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
Life is easy if you don't mind getting your feet wet.