54 comments on livejournal = social immortality.
time for my monthly lj update. hmm what can i talk about this month so people still think i'm cool?
ok. for real? i'm not militant. i'm not ripping people's cigarettes out of their mouths and shit like that. i think i have like three sober friends that i see a lot. but im still straightedge, and i'm not fucking around. the tattoos and stuff? oh yeah! those are permanent. so if you want to go around claiming to be shit that you aren't, don't get all fucking pissed off when people react. i remember when you said you wanted to "network" and fucking know everybody and all that ridiculous shit, so i'm not surprised, i guess, but still. come on. growing up? i doubt it. is this another trendy phase for you? of course. you will plateau here until you find something that's cooler. you will use up your new hipster friends the same way you used up your edge friends. you will still complain about how you're "so lonely" all the time, only eventually they'll get sick of hearing it too, and you'll find even more people that are a step up on your social ladder.
my prediction? in 6 months, she'll have found jesus.
by the way, announcing to the fucking world that you were so fucked up you don't even remember how you got home? pathetic.
to everyone that ever said negative stuff about her to me concerning her edge? i totally owe you a fucking dollar or something.
"is it even going to matter in five years if you were edge?" yeah, to the kids who still are.
like i said, i'll still be straightedge (and all the other shit that makes me ME) when you've totally forgotten who the fuck you are.
gettin' righteous in livejournal? totally killer.
ok. for real? i'm not militant. i'm not ripping people's cigarettes out of their mouths and shit like that. i think i have like three sober friends that i see a lot. but im still straightedge, and i'm not fucking around. the tattoos and stuff? oh yeah! those are permanent. so if you want to go around claiming to be shit that you aren't, don't get all fucking pissed off when people react. i remember when you said you wanted to "network" and fucking know everybody and all that ridiculous shit, so i'm not surprised, i guess, but still. come on. growing up? i doubt it. is this another trendy phase for you? of course. you will plateau here until you find something that's cooler. you will use up your new hipster friends the same way you used up your edge friends. you will still complain about how you're "so lonely" all the time, only eventually they'll get sick of hearing it too, and you'll find even more people that are a step up on your social ladder.
my prediction? in 6 months, she'll have found jesus.
by the way, announcing to the fucking world that you were so fucked up you don't even remember how you got home? pathetic.
to everyone that ever said negative stuff about her to me concerning her edge? i totally owe you a fucking dollar or something.
"is it even going to matter in five years if you were edge?" yeah, to the kids who still are.
like i said, i'll still be straightedge (and all the other shit that makes me ME) when you've totally forgotten who the fuck you are.
gettin' righteous in livejournal? totally killer.