Family tree anyone?
(from wizard_of_id, on my recent birthday)
My family is much cooler: They become "film critic of the year" or "intellectual property lawyer of the year", even "volunteer of the year". They get a presidential award by Bush and meet and talk to Clinton (W. and Hilary, that is). And they're somehow good at sports. Plus: One was a world-famous circus clown and now gets honoured with his own amusement park. Have a look at my family.