Okay Hayward and Sam, I copied you and typed in "'my name' wants" into google.
This is probably the funniest thing I've read in a while....
How did google know so much about me?
Jen wants MORE IN BED
Jen wants TO DIRECT
Jen wants SOME TRAIN FUN II
Jen wants TO know what her mother did to make Cris break up with her.
Jen wants to have a relationship with her dad (okay, freud)
Jen wants us to note the financial upside of saving money by not having to pay
anyone in
Jen wants to know if Miguel will follow poster policy
Jennifer needs a cold shower
Jennifer needs a smack daddy
Jenny needs to find herself a baller
Jen needs to get back to reality.
Jen needs to be a My Little Pony!