Out of order
I'm going through some of my old computer stuff while I'm back in Singapore. Lo and behold, I've found some really lethal blackmail material that is old primary/secondary school photos! Including OFFICIAL photos from SYF 2005 and Grad Night 2006. Why they trusted me with these photos, only God knows. I am considering putting them up on Facebook (now that there is such a breakthrough in humiliation through social media :D). Well anyway, until I am actually bored enough to do so, I wanted to share this. Another one of the multitude of frivolous things I found among my files.
20 fabulous ways to maintain a healthy level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Stand next to the Main road With Sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want ketchup with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "Inbox."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your area in class and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
15. Have your classmates address you by your wrestling name, rock hard.
16. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives! They're loose!!"
18. When you have children next time,tell them over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
19. Write letters to mega corporations and complain about their products
20.Whenever you walk into the lift, face the back (not the door), and keep smiling... because that's the way to Life; SMiLe =D
20 fabulous ways to maintain a healthy level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Stand next to the Main road With Sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want ketchup with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "Inbox."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your area in class and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
15. Have your classmates address you by your wrestling name, rock hard.
16. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
17. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives! They're loose!!"
18. When you have children next time,tell them over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
19. Write letters to mega corporations and complain about their products
20.Whenever you walk into the lift, face the back (not the door), and keep smiling... because that's the way to Life; SMiLe =D