I am loving this.
This summer has rocked so far.
Wednesday I went to the mall and got dye for my hair, Cupcake Pink. Then Mike and I came back home and took a dip in the pool with my brother and Leslie, and that was fun.
Later on that night we all decided to go to the Rose Cemetary.... so we did, and it was freaky. First, we saw this teddy bear with it's head chopped off, and then there was this f-ing peacock that would scream REALLY loud, and the first time it did, I ran for my dear life.... while everyone got pure enjoyment after seeing me shit myself.
Next, on Thursday, Mike, Pie, Scott and I all went out to Denny's to eat, and was loads of fun. I love hanging out with them, they are great. It's non stop laughter when you're with them. But anyway, as soon as we got there our waitress called Mike a girl (because a lot of people mistake him for one, because of the hair) so when she asked us what we wanted, Mike simply replied with "Yeah, I'd like you to never call me a girl again, or I will hurt you." and she was all embarrased and no longer served us. And a bunch of other stuff happened, like Scott screaming out the window to an old black man "MOPEDS ARE FOR FAGGOTS!!!!." and Pie asking the UPS guy to honk his horn for the second time, even after the guy told him he didn't have one. HOLY SHIT IT'S RYAN!!!!
So then after all that crazy crap, we took those goons home, and set off for our own adventure.
We returned home and got to dying the tips of my hair. It looks alright, I don't really like the whole "faded" look. But after we did that, I called Melissa's ass to come over and spend the night. After she got here, my mom decided she'd take us all out to eat to Hooters as my brother's "Farewell Dinner", since he is going to Kentucky for the whole summer. That was a humorous dinner because these kids were spitting spit balls at Melissa, because she knew them from school, but she hated them, so that right the hell pissed me right the hell off. I couldn't do anything though, because their mom was there, and so was mine. And we were having a conversation about something and they started mocking us, so I turned around and asked if they were making fun of us, as we were about to leave and one of the kids turned around and said to me "I was talking to him, now get out of here." That made me a little angry, but once again.... there were adults present.
But! We had a plan! My mother took her car and drove back home, while Melissa, my brother, Mike, and I all took Mike's car. Our plan was: to be immature little kids and scream out the window "MOTHER FUCKERS!" as we passed by them, while giving them the bird. And that's exactly what we did. I wish you could have seen the looks on their faces: complete shock. It felt good. Ah those bastards.
FINALLY, after all that, Melissa wanted to check out this cemetary we were talking about, so we went and took her. We found at least three babies that had passed away, and one of them was born in 1996 and died in 1996, how horrible is that? The other baby lived to be about 2 years old and the last one we found, we couldn't read. Well my brother and Melissa decided they'd like to go to the other section of the grave yard, where there was a lake.... with alligators. I didn't think that was all to swell, I almost pissed my panties. There was also this freaking bullfrog that made this horrifying sound that scared the crap out of me. Then there was this noise that didn't sound like a bullfrog and it was an alligator, so yeah, I definitly started running again. In the end, there was this guy that came and my brother didn't realize that and he was screaming at me and Mike saying "COME YOU GUYS!", and we didn't. Then a light kept flashing, so we all ran like pussies.
The end.
Ok, well there was my eventful summer so far.
Melissa is still sleeping and it is 1:24.
What am I to do with her?
Cya suckers....
I Love Mike
-emily
Wednesday I went to the mall and got dye for my hair, Cupcake Pink. Then Mike and I came back home and took a dip in the pool with my brother and Leslie, and that was fun.
Later on that night we all decided to go to the Rose Cemetary.... so we did, and it was freaky. First, we saw this teddy bear with it's head chopped off, and then there was this f-ing peacock that would scream REALLY loud, and the first time it did, I ran for my dear life.... while everyone got pure enjoyment after seeing me shit myself.
Next, on Thursday, Mike, Pie, Scott and I all went out to Denny's to eat, and was loads of fun. I love hanging out with them, they are great. It's non stop laughter when you're with them. But anyway, as soon as we got there our waitress called Mike a girl (because a lot of people mistake him for one, because of the hair) so when she asked us what we wanted, Mike simply replied with "Yeah, I'd like you to never call me a girl again, or I will hurt you." and she was all embarrased and no longer served us. And a bunch of other stuff happened, like Scott screaming out the window to an old black man "MOPEDS ARE FOR FAGGOTS!!!!." and Pie asking the UPS guy to honk his horn for the second time, even after the guy told him he didn't have one. HOLY SHIT IT'S RYAN!!!!
So then after all that crazy crap, we took those goons home, and set off for our own adventure.
We returned home and got to dying the tips of my hair. It looks alright, I don't really like the whole "faded" look. But after we did that, I called Melissa's ass to come over and spend the night. After she got here, my mom decided she'd take us all out to eat to Hooters as my brother's "Farewell Dinner", since he is going to Kentucky for the whole summer. That was a humorous dinner because these kids were spitting spit balls at Melissa, because she knew them from school, but she hated them, so that right the hell pissed me right the hell off. I couldn't do anything though, because their mom was there, and so was mine. And we were having a conversation about something and they started mocking us, so I turned around and asked if they were making fun of us, as we were about to leave and one of the kids turned around and said to me "I was talking to him, now get out of here." That made me a little angry, but once again.... there were adults present.
But! We had a plan! My mother took her car and drove back home, while Melissa, my brother, Mike, and I all took Mike's car. Our plan was: to be immature little kids and scream out the window "MOTHER FUCKERS!" as we passed by them, while giving them the bird. And that's exactly what we did. I wish you could have seen the looks on their faces: complete shock. It felt good. Ah those bastards.
FINALLY, after all that, Melissa wanted to check out this cemetary we were talking about, so we went and took her. We found at least three babies that had passed away, and one of them was born in 1996 and died in 1996, how horrible is that? The other baby lived to be about 2 years old and the last one we found, we couldn't read. Well my brother and Melissa decided they'd like to go to the other section of the grave yard, where there was a lake.... with alligators. I didn't think that was all to swell, I almost pissed my panties. There was also this freaking bullfrog that made this horrifying sound that scared the crap out of me. Then there was this noise that didn't sound like a bullfrog and it was an alligator, so yeah, I definitly started running again. In the end, there was this guy that came and my brother didn't realize that and he was screaming at me and Mike saying "COME YOU GUYS!", and we didn't. Then a light kept flashing, so we all ran like pussies.
The end.
Ok, well there was my eventful summer so far.
Melissa is still sleeping and it is 1:24.
What am I to do with her?
Cya suckers....
I Love Mike
-emily