Stupid muchacha.

Mar 08, 2004 18:45

I hate Mrs Gunn, she's a stupid muchacha. I swear she is such a bitch, it's not even to the point where someone would get any sort of humor out of it. I mean it's getting rediculous and I feel like going into her room one day, while she's eating lunch and start to stab her with the corners of my white chedder cheez-its, and then I can slowly rip out each and everyone of her grey hairs, after I stapple her hands onto the chalkboard (even though she doesn't have a chalkboard), and then maybe I could poor some nail polish remover that my mom just bought me from the store, into her ugly eyes, that can't see that well any more because she's old, and she's probably only 50, but she looks 80. She also has a son, and man do I feel bad for that muchacho. That's gotta lick more vagina then she did last night. HAHA I hope she trips on my shoe lace, cause I'm gonna plant one right out in front of her door. And after she falls, she can hit her chin and go get stitches, like my brother had to when he fell on his skateboard! I also hope she doesn't get mena pause when it's her time not to get her period anymore, cause I hope she'll have to keep bleeding from her vagina until she dies!!!! AHHH THAT STUPID FUCKING GRANDMA! I'm probably gonna go insane on her one of these days, like just explode, because I hate the way she treats kids in the class too, it's pathetic, she's a grumpy old man, and she needs to stop teaching if she hates it so much. She makes learning so uninteresting, it's amazing. Her class is the most boring thing I have ever had to sit through in my entire life of living, and the whole time I'm in that class all I can think about is pinching her earlobs and doing jumping jacks on her feet. I wanna hang her with a hula-hoop from a really ugly ceiling.

Today, Joe and Casey found a purse on the ground and took it, and there was $5.50 in it. I wish me n Ashlee could be cool like them.

Mike is coming over after he gets off work, and he is bringing me some chik-fil-a. :) Yum. MIKE MIGHT GET TO COME WITH ME TO KENTUCKY!!!! How freaking awesome is that?!?!?!?! I am so unbelieveably excited, none of you have any idea. The only way he WOULDN'T be able to go is if my dad can't find him a job up there, but I'm sure he can work something out....hopefully. I want him to stay up there the whole time I will be staying, which is about a month, but he might only stay for two weeks, it all depends on what my father thinks. Either way is fine with me, as long as he comes. :) And do you know how cool that will be when we go on the plane ride together!? Actually, I'll probably sleep the whole time, cause I always do, but that's usually because there is nothing else to do. And I don't want him to not do anything the whole plane ride there, cause I know he wont sleep, he says he can never get back to sleep after he's already awake, until it gets late again. But we usually have to wake up at like 4:30/5:00 am everytime, it sucks. But it's all worth it. Now Mike gets to meet Jesse and Molly too! And my granny<3 Also he gets to meet.... JOSIE!!!!(my dog, whom I'm completely head over heals in love with). Man this summer is gonna kick ass! <3 I can't wait!

Ok, I'm done here....

I Love You Mike!!!!
-emily
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