I hold nothing but contempt for you. NOTHING BUT CONTEMPT.
Whoa so hey guys, I am totally running on like 3 hours of sleep because of my stupid legs and cramps and stuff so I decided to check up on everyone and I was like, "let's make a journal entry while I'm at it!" so here it is!
Mostly I'm on facebook now, if you're on there and we're not friends then you should probably friend me. I play like 8 facebook games though so be prepared to weather the deluge or click the little HIDE RESTAURANT CITY thing. Why would you hide Restaurant City though? Also Ephi you never made a restaurant. You bastard.
So uhh. I figured out backstory for one pair of my PS characters. It's actually pretty cool. Shows Sajrah in like... less of a dick-ish light. I really need to work on Nitrigh but I work best when I'm half asleep and I'm kinda wired right now on PURE ASH ADRENALINE so idk. I'll try. Also I guess I gotta work on Krin and some other dudes too. My brain is taking sort of a vacation so I'm trying to work out all of my narratives and such before it decides to come back. Plus it's been forever since I've worked on this stuff and I have more ideas now I guess. I dunno. Right now I'm typing without really planning what to say.
Oh yeah, I have a gtalk and windows live and yahoo now. My gtalk is kinda private since it uses my name so ask if you want it but the other two are just suvilei.
Alright so for actual conversation or content or whatever I played Heavy Rain. I really liked it but haters gonna hate. I was ace at the reactions but unfortunately not so much at avoiding death. I posted a picture on my facebook of the evil doctor vagina-drilling me but I can link it here later. No, that's not an exaggeration, he literally comes after your vag with the drill. And then a Jehovah's Witness shows up and lets you try to escape. So you can untie yourself and such and then go HAND TO HAND MORTAL COMBAT with the evil doctor dude and then try not to get your throat slit because uh :( Doesn't go so well if you're trying to get a good ending. I just restarted and left the damn house. Hell naw am I gonna get vag-drilled and throat-slit.
You might've heard of the finger thing? Yeah I cut mine off like a pro. Also I knocked some bitch out with a lamp (and sexy danced). I also took some tryptocaine (sp) and fought an addiction and showered. As it turns out, you can't peek in when someone else takes a shower so that's kind of lame. You're supposed to investigate the room I guess but I just really wanted to see a butt. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I rocked the sex scene. Well, except it wasn't interactive as I thought and I also forgot to take her bra off. But then it magically disappeared so it was all good.
My favorite character is Norman Jayden. I love his damn accent. and his face. He's easily the least important of the main characters but you gotta give him credit for being way cool. My favorite is whenever he says ORIGAMMY KILLER. It got to where when we were playing it, every time he'd say it we'd all follow up with ORIGAMMY. It's like group bonding or something.
We played the Arkham Horror board game too. It's pretty fun but it gets super-tense. Also, the photographer is the best character. You randomly get a Lovecraft Elder One to try to seal away or kill and you have to work together to do so. So you go around and seal gates and kill monsters. Anyone who plays it, here's a hint: max your sneak, go to Unvisited Isle, and get John. John rocks my socks. I always get John. People who try to get John before me get kicked because dammit, I called dibs.
And we've been playing Ghost Recon. It's nice to have a game where you don't have to fight each other. Apparently we got too bored with normal elimination because now we're doing Helicopter Hunt on hard. It's exactly what it sounds like. 1-5 helicopters show up and wreck. your. shit. And normal enemies still pop up too. I think my death record was 40. But damn if my machine gun didn't take those bastards down.
OH YEAH, I got Mass Effect 2. That totally reminded me, because during Zaeed's loyalty mission apparently shuttles are immune to bullets or whatever so he unloads into the copter and then gets mad at you. I'm sitting here like, Garrus is a sniper, why doesn't he snipe the pilot? I have a missile launcher and I can't fire it at the helicopter because? I got pretty mad, and especially because Shep just stands there looking all smug. Ha, Zaeed, now you gotta die without revenge. Too bad you're not The Shep. *puts on shades*
To supplement my last post, yeah, Garrus is romanceable. I showed the lead-up convo to my friends. At least Dionte is with me on the Garrus Train but Kee and Don were just like "uhhhhhhh". I showed him to my mom and Ms. Cora and their reactions were pretty much like "You're dating........................him?" and "I LIKED THE OTHER ONE BETTER (Jacob)" "IF HE'S GOOD LOOKING I'D HATE TO SEE THE OTHER ONES". Ms. Cora, why do you have to cramp my style? :(
I played Dragon Age and the interface and controls are awesome, and I like the system, but damn if I don't like the "main" characters. Morrigan is a huge bitch and Alistair is a whiny little baby. OH WAHHHH YOU SPARED THIS DUDE'S LIFE I'M GONNA GO BE AN ALCOHOLIC AND GIVE UP ALL MY DUTIES THAT I KEPT SAYING WERE SOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT TO ME WAHH WAHH. And then THERE CAN'T BE AN ELF QUEEN SORRY I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU OR I GUESS YOU COULD BE MY MISTRESS THAT'S COOL TOO RIGHT? No. No it isn't. I have to keep cramming jewelry down Morrigan's throat. I wish I could just kill her and not worry about it. Dog is the best character but I love Wynne, too. She cares about me way more than the other characters. :< Also I hate hate hate Duncan, but that's probably because I picked Human Noble as my backstory.
The way that origin works, basically (spoiler-light as possible), is that he comes to save you at the end when you're with your parents (one is dying). Now, if you stay where you are you are most likely going to die, leaving the entire family wiped out. The father says "Please save my daughter!!" and he goes "okay but only if she agrees to be a Gray Warden". WTF. WTF. He pretty much makes an ultimatum that you MUST be a Gray Warden or he leaves you to die. How incredibly shitty. Also he kills a nice dude later on. He is a huge bastard. The crowning moment of my play-through was when I got to decapitate him. Also, watching him die. Sorry if you think that's a spoiler, but the fact that he isn't a party member and his position as Wise Older Mentor means he is not gonna make it. (Good riddance you old bastard.)
I still hate the Xan Mod and that is never gonna change. Dammit Kulyok you ruined my favorite character.
I think that's it for now. I'll try to remember to update more often so I don't make a huge heavy post, and maybe I'll be more coherent next time!
Mostly I'm on facebook now, if you're on there and we're not friends then you should probably friend me. I play like 8 facebook games though so be prepared to weather the deluge or click the little HIDE RESTAURANT CITY thing. Why would you hide Restaurant City though? Also Ephi you never made a restaurant. You bastard.
So uhh. I figured out backstory for one pair of my PS characters. It's actually pretty cool. Shows Sajrah in like... less of a dick-ish light. I really need to work on Nitrigh but I work best when I'm half asleep and I'm kinda wired right now on PURE ASH ADRENALINE so idk. I'll try. Also I guess I gotta work on Krin and some other dudes too. My brain is taking sort of a vacation so I'm trying to work out all of my narratives and such before it decides to come back. Plus it's been forever since I've worked on this stuff and I have more ideas now I guess. I dunno. Right now I'm typing without really planning what to say.
Oh yeah, I have a gtalk and windows live and yahoo now. My gtalk is kinda private since it uses my name so ask if you want it but the other two are just suvilei.
Alright so for actual conversation or content or whatever I played Heavy Rain. I really liked it but haters gonna hate. I was ace at the reactions but unfortunately not so much at avoiding death. I posted a picture on my facebook of the evil doctor vagina-drilling me but I can link it here later. No, that's not an exaggeration, he literally comes after your vag with the drill. And then a Jehovah's Witness shows up and lets you try to escape. So you can untie yourself and such and then go HAND TO HAND MORTAL COMBAT with the evil doctor dude and then try not to get your throat slit because uh :( Doesn't go so well if you're trying to get a good ending. I just restarted and left the damn house. Hell naw am I gonna get vag-drilled and throat-slit.
You might've heard of the finger thing? Yeah I cut mine off like a pro. Also I knocked some bitch out with a lamp (and sexy danced). I also took some tryptocaine (sp) and fought an addiction and showered. As it turns out, you can't peek in when someone else takes a shower so that's kind of lame. You're supposed to investigate the room I guess but I just really wanted to see a butt. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I rocked the sex scene. Well, except it wasn't interactive as I thought and I also forgot to take her bra off. But then it magically disappeared so it was all good.
My favorite character is Norman Jayden. I love his damn accent. and his face. He's easily the least important of the main characters but you gotta give him credit for being way cool. My favorite is whenever he says ORIGAMMY KILLER. It got to where when we were playing it, every time he'd say it we'd all follow up with ORIGAMMY. It's like group bonding or something.
We played the Arkham Horror board game too. It's pretty fun but it gets super-tense. Also, the photographer is the best character. You randomly get a Lovecraft Elder One to try to seal away or kill and you have to work together to do so. So you go around and seal gates and kill monsters. Anyone who plays it, here's a hint: max your sneak, go to Unvisited Isle, and get John. John rocks my socks. I always get John. People who try to get John before me get kicked because dammit, I called dibs.
And we've been playing Ghost Recon. It's nice to have a game where you don't have to fight each other. Apparently we got too bored with normal elimination because now we're doing Helicopter Hunt on hard. It's exactly what it sounds like. 1-5 helicopters show up and wreck. your. shit. And normal enemies still pop up too. I think my death record was 40. But damn if my machine gun didn't take those bastards down.
OH YEAH, I got Mass Effect 2. That totally reminded me, because during Zaeed's loyalty mission apparently shuttles are immune to bullets or whatever so he unloads into the copter and then gets mad at you. I'm sitting here like, Garrus is a sniper, why doesn't he snipe the pilot? I have a missile launcher and I can't fire it at the helicopter because? I got pretty mad, and especially because Shep just stands there looking all smug. Ha, Zaeed, now you gotta die without revenge. Too bad you're not The Shep. *puts on shades*
To supplement my last post, yeah, Garrus is romanceable. I showed the lead-up convo to my friends. At least Dionte is with me on the Garrus Train but Kee and Don were just like "uhhhhhhh". I showed him to my mom and Ms. Cora and their reactions were pretty much like "You're dating........................him?" and "I LIKED THE OTHER ONE BETTER (Jacob)" "IF HE'S GOOD LOOKING I'D HATE TO SEE THE OTHER ONES". Ms. Cora, why do you have to cramp my style? :(
I played Dragon Age and the interface and controls are awesome, and I like the system, but damn if I don't like the "main" characters. Morrigan is a huge bitch and Alistair is a whiny little baby. OH WAHHHH YOU SPARED THIS DUDE'S LIFE I'M GONNA GO BE AN ALCOHOLIC AND GIVE UP ALL MY DUTIES THAT I KEPT SAYING WERE SOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT TO ME WAHH WAHH. And then THERE CAN'T BE AN ELF QUEEN SORRY I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU OR I GUESS YOU COULD BE MY MISTRESS THAT'S COOL TOO RIGHT? No. No it isn't. I have to keep cramming jewelry down Morrigan's throat. I wish I could just kill her and not worry about it. Dog is the best character but I love Wynne, too. She cares about me way more than the other characters. :< Also I hate hate hate Duncan, but that's probably because I picked Human Noble as my backstory.
The way that origin works, basically (spoiler-light as possible), is that he comes to save you at the end when you're with your parents (one is dying). Now, if you stay where you are you are most likely going to die, leaving the entire family wiped out. The father says "Please save my daughter!!" and he goes "okay but only if she agrees to be a Gray Warden". WTF. WTF. He pretty much makes an ultimatum that you MUST be a Gray Warden or he leaves you to die. How incredibly shitty. Also he kills a nice dude later on. He is a huge bastard. The crowning moment of my play-through was when I got to decapitate him. Also, watching him die. Sorry if you think that's a spoiler, but the fact that he isn't a party member and his position as Wise Older Mentor means he is not gonna make it. (Good riddance you old bastard.)
I still hate the Xan Mod and that is never gonna change. Dammit Kulyok you ruined my favorite character.
I think that's it for now. I'll try to remember to update more often so I don't make a huge heavy post, and maybe I'll be more coherent next time!