Missives to Hyrule's Kingdom - XIX

[ir_reversetrap]

Well, then.
Let's see if we can find a certain blue-haired prince, a man with a claw, and the Hero to mutilate.

Heh.

Comments

What? Does it really?

[ir_reversetrap]

Rydia. So there you are.

Ohhhh. I understand what you mean. I get it. I'm a dork. xD *dies*

[ir_reversetrap]

Clearly.

Hm? What's that? And who else would I possibly be?

Nono! I... misinterpreted and thought something completely different. It was all me, babe. All me.

[ir_reversetrap]

I simply like knowing where you are.

Hm. To answer that, or not to. I fail to have the incentive, therefore, I shan't.

I like you wording things.

[ir_reversetrap]

Hm. Yes. I suppose you did say that. Why don't you do me a favor, my sweet dove?

Honey love. *You* are sweet. ♥ Like a cupcake.

[ir_reversetrap]

I would like it, if you would locate the aforementioned three. Of course, if you can't, don't worry about it. I'll simply wait for them.

Omnomnomnom. You make me hungry now. ♥

[ir_reversetrap]

Oh, did I say mutilate? I meant to take them to tea.

I'm working on that as we speak!

[ir_reversetrap]

Hardly, Rydia. I assure you I said it the purest form of jest.

So you will not help me, then? You would betray me instead?

I hope so too. :o If my cooking is bad, then I'm eternally fukt. xD

[ir_reversetrap]

...No.
You do not need to apologize. I hold no malice toward you. You are doing what you believe is right. I must do the same.