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[ir_chestnut]

once i get this job, i'll have the average american's dream job.
guess what i get to do.
i get to sell meat to people, and i get paid for it.
think of it this way -
i spread the love of meat, and get paid for it.
yeah bitches. that's right. i will have the best job.

"So Adam, how do you know you'll get this job?"well you see, son, brendee's mom is

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[abadassxromance]

louis xvi!

[ir_chestnut]

oh man they're awesome i was listenin' to "finding out true love is blind"
and they're so good.

[chronic_powers]

That's probably the only song that 98 percent of this planet's population has heard from them.

[ir_chestnut]

yes drew, because the entire planet has access to every band in north america.
because the starving kids in africa spend all their lunch money on cd's. so that's why they starve!
thanks drew!
and yeah, i've got the whole cd, i just think that's the best and most original song i've heard lately. (out of new ones)

According to Bruce;

[chronic_powers]

No, the kids in Africa starve because they're too lazy to go down to their local supermarket or convienience store to hand in their applications.

Re: According to Bruce;

[ir_chestnut]

according to someone with a brain;
they starve because they don't have a convenience store. even if they did, do you think that 100's of thousands of people would be accepted?
no. :)