cos i dunno where else to upload it. screw formatting. / TED MOSBY POST
irapogi
margaaaa, click my status
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v95/irapogi/?action=view¤t=IMG_5346.jpg
damn_decaf
youre not a failureeeeee
ok will click now
irapogi
damn_decaf
(who's annasophia robb?)
8:59 AM
anywayyy
i need the kwento not the caption
irapogi
shes one of the biggest crushes i have, but the girls 16 yrs old. lol, so i ended up hitting on this girl, then later finding out that she JUST turned 18. im 24 soon, so im officially a creepy old man
tho the afternoon was like a cheesy movie, just like the rest of my life
creepy example: shes not allowed to drink on the job (shes part of catering) so i emptied a pepsi can into a cup then poured beer into it, then gave it to her
damn_decaf
MORE!!!!
i want the whole cheesy movie
(my life couldnt be any less cheesy SO ill live vicariously through you)
irapogi
cos i was forced into a wedding, of ppl i have practically no connection with
my aunt used to be a principal in a school, and the people who got married were both former teachers
so i was ready to hit it up wedding crashers style
cept when i got there, everyone was either too old with kids, or.... a kid
they were all literally cowboys too
so it was kinda cool
(pics at my multiply) http://irapatherappa.multiply.com/photos/album/56?
damn_decaf
hahahaha i wanna see
irapogi
sorry hold on, im fixin sumtn lang, il finish the story in a few mins
damn_decaf
okidoks
im talking with my brother. just buzz
irapogi
baaaccccckkkkk
*buzz*
damn_decaf
hahaha present!
irapogi
i hope you raised your hand while saying that
but yeah, wedding was boring as fuck cos i had nobody to talk to
cos my tito and tita are social butterflies, so they were everywhere
damn_decaf
hahaahha
irapogi
but come reception time, it was at some ranch, then we had buffet
yeeyyyy
damn_decaf
yey for buffet!
rhyme time
irapogi
what have i done.oh no.
anyways, im a growing boy who likes to diet, so i didnt get much
since everybody was a cowboy or southerner or sumtn
all their plates was full
lol btw, i was the only one there with a mowhawk
damn_decaf
hahahaha
irapogi
so when i got to the 'mashed potaters" this girl was like "well your plate seems a bit empty" before , without my permission, dropping a huuuuuuge glop of mashed potaters
you can probably guess who it was
damn_decaf
she just spoke to you randomly?
irapogi
yeahh, she probably does that to everyone
anyyways, i saw her face, and she reminded me of anna sophia robb, so i freaked out in my head
then i went and finished my meal
was trying to look for a chance to go back, then i was like, fuck it buffet!
so i went back, then froze and just asked more bread and gravy
while i was walking back to my table, i was like stupid stupid stupid
then they started playing the country dance music thingy for the wedding
and i was like fuuuuuu, so i just went to her with no gameplan whatsoever
which is rare cos i like to overanalyze
when i went there tho, she couldn't hear me cos she had her mp3 player on
and she was looking down and dancing
so i had to throw a crumpled up napkin at her
im not even joking, im that rude.
hold on brb
damn_decaf
HAHAHAHAAHA
youre so adorable!
irapogi
so i asked her what she was listening to
she was like i dont really like country
cos thats what the wedding was playing
which is also weird cos she has that southern twang, which is sexy on certain ppl, (for her, yes.)
damn_decaf
sign number one that its good
= i dont like country music hahahahaha
irapogi
so i was all, so what are you listening to?
she was a bit hesitant
sumtn like, i dunno, you probably wouldnt like it
then she paused, looked at my mowhawk, "you probably dont like country either"
so i was like, yeaaahhhh *big eyes and nodding*
then she was like uhhh...red hot chili peppers
then my eyes grew really big, "they're the best" *jaw drops*
damn_decaf
irapogi
so she was like fuck yeah *fist bump*
damn_decaf
do you really think theyre the best? ?
irapogi
im not even making this up
..personally... not really. they're awesome, but not best. hahahaha
damn_decaf
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
irapogi
a bunch of conversations i dont really remember then she said shes not allowed to drink on the job, then i did that whole pepsi beer thing
so shes like why are you here btw? so i told her that i had practically no connection with anyone at the wedding, then to spice it up a bit, i was all "i haate weddings" *even tho im the most ted mosby person shel probably ever meet*
so shes like, i haate em too. we cater em all the time.
so i figured id tough it out, cos i like weddings
the catering table was near the empty coaches
cos its like an old ranch type thing
but heres the wtf cheesy part
aka climax of our story
damn_decaf
ok gooo
irapogi
so we sat on top of one of em, then watched the wedding program
did you watch that matthew broderick/meg ryan movie?i cant remember what its called
damn_decaf
addicted to love
where they stalked their exes?
irapogi
yeaaaahhh
that one
damn_decaf
tama
irapogi
so we were watching people talk, then we dubbed what they were sayinh
damn_decaf
anyway
irapogi
saying
damn_decaf
irapogi
like "oh, i really like this bread, thank you for giving it to me, il hug you now, lets go dance" "but wait i have to give my purse to my husband" "wait you have a husband?" "only on saturdays" ...etc
you remember that scene? when they installed the video, but no sound
damn_decaf
HAHAHAHAHA
*marga likes thi*
*this*
irapogi
i think i had a breakthrough, cos even tho i said i hate weddings, i had it creep up in the conversation, til i ended up making her say "yeah id like to get married sometime, just not soon.."
so i was all, coolbeans
then she said
"....cos i just turned 18 last month"
then this was me "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
in my head of course
then her 'pa' came in, cos they had to clean up and wrap up the catering, and he was huuuuge cowboy with a beard and all that
shes like, il be right back
she never came back
thats my story
*bow*
damn_decaf
OMG
TED MOSBY
cupcakeeeeee
irapogi
i live the life of one ted mosby.
buttercupp, victoria's my fav. hands down.
HOLY SHIT
i just noticed now
damn_decaf
SHITTTTT
irapogi
I AM SO TED MOSBY
hahahahaha
wedding caterer who disappeared
damn_decaf
THATS SO CRAZY!!!!!!!!
irapogi
omg i didnt even think of that
OMG MARGA
damn_decaf
OMG JULIOOOOO
youre ted!!!!!!! youre ABSOLUTELY ted!!!!!
irapogi
im not even making this story up, thats really what happend
damn_decaf
i know!!!i believe you!!!!
irapogi
talk about a fuckin coincidence
damn_decaf
shit youre a sitcom!!!!!
irapogi
lol btw, i introduced myself with a new alias
her name's gabriella
damn_decaf
montez?
hahahahahha
irapogi
so i was all should i introduce myself as ira, or julio
damn_decaf
troy!
irapogi
then for somereason, a new name came out, but because it's related to my name somehow, it will now be my new alias
...
JULES.
damn_decaf
ok i dont picture you as a jules hahahaha
irapogi
neither do i
but here we are
baka ted nalang dapat
the victoria arc was my fav himym arc btw.
so its really ironic.
damn_decaf
galingggggg
irapogi
*conversation saved as a text file named "have you met ted"*
interesting factoid for you
9:54 AM
i was like il probably never see you again, so when i remember you i want the worst pic possible
like eating or something
but im a charming man, so shes like "alright...and you're weird." *poses*
damn_decaf
hahahahahahahahahaha
margaaaa, click my status
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v95/irapogi/?action=view¤t=IMG_5346.jpg
damn_decaf
youre not a failureeeeee
ok will click now
irapogi
damn_decaf
(who's annasophia robb?)
8:59 AM
anywayyy
i need the kwento not the caption
irapogi
shes one of the biggest crushes i have, but the girls 16 yrs old. lol, so i ended up hitting on this girl, then later finding out that she JUST turned 18. im 24 soon, so im officially a creepy old man
tho the afternoon was like a cheesy movie, just like the rest of my life
creepy example: shes not allowed to drink on the job (shes part of catering) so i emptied a pepsi can into a cup then poured beer into it, then gave it to her
damn_decaf
MORE!!!!
i want the whole cheesy movie
(my life couldnt be any less cheesy SO ill live vicariously through you)
irapogi
cos i was forced into a wedding, of ppl i have practically no connection with
my aunt used to be a principal in a school, and the people who got married were both former teachers
so i was ready to hit it up wedding crashers style
cept when i got there, everyone was either too old with kids, or.... a kid
they were all literally cowboys too
so it was kinda cool
(pics at my multiply) http://irapatherappa.multiply.com/photos/album/56?
damn_decaf
hahahaha i wanna see
irapogi
sorry hold on, im fixin sumtn lang, il finish the story in a few mins
damn_decaf
okidoks
im talking with my brother. just buzz
irapogi
baaaccccckkkkk
*buzz*
damn_decaf
hahaha present!
irapogi
i hope you raised your hand while saying that
but yeah, wedding was boring as fuck cos i had nobody to talk to
cos my tito and tita are social butterflies, so they were everywhere
damn_decaf
hahaahha
irapogi
but come reception time, it was at some ranch, then we had buffet
yeeyyyy
damn_decaf
yey for buffet!
rhyme time
irapogi
what have i done.oh no.
anyways, im a growing boy who likes to diet, so i didnt get much
since everybody was a cowboy or southerner or sumtn
all their plates was full
lol btw, i was the only one there with a mowhawk
damn_decaf
hahahaha
irapogi
so when i got to the 'mashed potaters" this girl was like "well your plate seems a bit empty" before , without my permission, dropping a huuuuuuge glop of mashed potaters
you can probably guess who it was
damn_decaf
she just spoke to you randomly?
irapogi
yeahh, she probably does that to everyone
anyyways, i saw her face, and she reminded me of anna sophia robb, so i freaked out in my head
then i went and finished my meal
was trying to look for a chance to go back, then i was like, fuck it buffet!
so i went back, then froze and just asked more bread and gravy
while i was walking back to my table, i was like stupid stupid stupid
then they started playing the country dance music thingy for the wedding
and i was like fuuuuuu, so i just went to her with no gameplan whatsoever
which is rare cos i like to overanalyze
when i went there tho, she couldn't hear me cos she had her mp3 player on
and she was looking down and dancing
so i had to throw a crumpled up napkin at her
im not even joking, im that rude.
hold on brb
damn_decaf
HAHAHAHAAHA
youre so adorable!
irapogi
so i asked her what she was listening to
she was like i dont really like country
cos thats what the wedding was playing
which is also weird cos she has that southern twang, which is sexy on certain ppl, (for her, yes.)
damn_decaf
sign number one that its good
= i dont like country music hahahahaha
irapogi
so i was all, so what are you listening to?
she was a bit hesitant
sumtn like, i dunno, you probably wouldnt like it
then she paused, looked at my mowhawk, "you probably dont like country either"
so i was like, yeaaahhhh *big eyes and nodding*
then she was like uhhh...red hot chili peppers
then my eyes grew really big, "they're the best" *jaw drops*
damn_decaf
irapogi
so she was like fuck yeah *fist bump*
damn_decaf
do you really think theyre the best? ?
irapogi
im not even making this up
..personally... not really. they're awesome, but not best. hahahaha
damn_decaf
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
irapogi
a bunch of conversations i dont really remember then she said shes not allowed to drink on the job, then i did that whole pepsi beer thing
so shes like why are you here btw? so i told her that i had practically no connection with anyone at the wedding, then to spice it up a bit, i was all "i haate weddings" *even tho im the most ted mosby person shel probably ever meet*
so shes like, i haate em too. we cater em all the time.
so i figured id tough it out, cos i like weddings
the catering table was near the empty coaches
cos its like an old ranch type thing
but heres the wtf cheesy part
aka climax of our story
damn_decaf
ok gooo
irapogi
so we sat on top of one of em, then watched the wedding program
did you watch that matthew broderick/meg ryan movie?i cant remember what its called
damn_decaf
addicted to love
where they stalked their exes?
irapogi
yeaaaahhh
that one
damn_decaf
tama
irapogi
so we were watching people talk, then we dubbed what they were sayinh
damn_decaf
anyway
irapogi
saying
damn_decaf
irapogi
like "oh, i really like this bread, thank you for giving it to me, il hug you now, lets go dance" "but wait i have to give my purse to my husband" "wait you have a husband?" "only on saturdays" ...etc
you remember that scene? when they installed the video, but no sound
damn_decaf
HAHAHAHAHA
*marga likes thi*
*this*
irapogi
i think i had a breakthrough, cos even tho i said i hate weddings, i had it creep up in the conversation, til i ended up making her say "yeah id like to get married sometime, just not soon.."
so i was all, coolbeans
then she said
"....cos i just turned 18 last month"
then this was me "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
in my head of course
then her 'pa' came in, cos they had to clean up and wrap up the catering, and he was huuuuge cowboy with a beard and all that
shes like, il be right back
she never came back
thats my story
*bow*
damn_decaf
OMG
TED MOSBY
cupcakeeeeee
irapogi
i live the life of one ted mosby.
buttercupp, victoria's my fav. hands down.
HOLY SHIT
i just noticed now
damn_decaf
SHITTTTT
irapogi
I AM SO TED MOSBY
hahahahaha
wedding caterer who disappeared
damn_decaf
THATS SO CRAZY!!!!!!!!
irapogi
omg i didnt even think of that
OMG MARGA
damn_decaf
OMG JULIOOOOO
youre ted!!!!!!! youre ABSOLUTELY ted!!!!!
irapogi
im not even making this story up, thats really what happend
damn_decaf
i know!!!i believe you!!!!
irapogi
talk about a fuckin coincidence
damn_decaf
shit youre a sitcom!!!!!
irapogi
lol btw, i introduced myself with a new alias
her name's gabriella
damn_decaf
montez?
hahahahahha
irapogi
so i was all should i introduce myself as ira, or julio
damn_decaf
troy!
irapogi
then for somereason, a new name came out, but because it's related to my name somehow, it will now be my new alias
...
JULES.
damn_decaf
ok i dont picture you as a jules hahahaha
irapogi
neither do i
but here we are
baka ted nalang dapat
the victoria arc was my fav himym arc btw.
so its really ironic.
damn_decaf
galingggggg
irapogi
*conversation saved as a text file named "have you met ted"*
interesting factoid for you
9:54 AM
i was like il probably never see you again, so when i remember you i want the worst pic possible
like eating or something
but im a charming man, so shes like "alright...and you're weird." *poses*
damn_decaf
hahahahahahahahahaha