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WRATH
1. who did you last get angry with?: Kung-fu Jesse
2. what is your weapon of choice?: My fists
3. would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: If there was a chick beating me with her fists I would probably slap her.
4. how about of the same sex?: Definitely
5. who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Probably Pam. I think it's the only way she can show affection.
6. what is your pet peeve?: People with low self-esteem.
7. do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I don't hold a grudge unless I've known them for ten years.
SLOTH
1. what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Stretch out.
2. what is the latest you've ever woken up?: Ten at night. But I worked graveyard...
3. name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Brett Powers, John Lippl
4. what is the last lame excuse you made?: I can't work out because I have a big blister.. On my foot.
5. have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?: God, no.
7. how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Not once.
GLUTTONY
1. what is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: COld water.
2. meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Chicken.
3. what is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: St. atrick's I had a whOle lot. At least half that bottle of whiskey, Um, a good... ahhh. . I'm gonna say I had a fourth of that bottle of vodka as well. And then, um, I must have had at least, um, eight to ten beers.
4. have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. do you have an issue with your weight?: No. Okay, yeah.
6. do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: I prefer all food. See up.
7. have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: No?
LUST
1. how many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Um.. wow. Ahhh... two.
2. how many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: None. Nobody has ever seen me naked.
3. have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Lately, I've caught myself glancing at the breasts, and I feel horrible about it.
4. have you "done it"?: Yes. Lots and lots of man-sex.
5. what is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: face and hair
6. have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Yeah. No I have.
7. have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: No.
GREED
1. how many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. what's your guilty pleasure in a store?: Pie.
3. if you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: 7,000 for kung-fu. I'd probably never work again.
4. would you rather be rich, or famous?: Famous
5. would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: No.
6. have you ever stolen anything?: Yes. A lot.
7. how many MP3s are on your hard drive?: At least 15 gigs. probably more like 20.
PRIDE
1. what one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I finished that hike. And I didn't break down and cry.
2. what's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: My dad told me once that he was proud that I finshed installing the insulation at this one house really quickly.
3. what thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Teach kung-fu to my kids. Actually, no, I'd like to.. um.. become a disciple to Sifu.
4. do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Nooo.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Ah yeah. Knowledge Bowl. Yeah. Lord of the Game that one time.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: I'm sure I have.
7. what did you do today that you're proud of?: Nothing.
ENVY
1. what item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own: Gale's movie collection.
2. who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: What is Trading Spaces, again?
3. if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: No one.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: I wish. Cuz that would mean I'd had a girlfriend.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: I wish my hair was straight.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Eloquence.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?: Uhhh.. No.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.
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