Dreams
The Dream
I am standing before an Icee machine. It has five or six different dispenser nozzle thingums and each one of these has four or five buttons above it with different flavors marked next to each one. I'm here because someone recommended this Icee machine to me because the cola flavor is diet pepsi; so I can have a sugar free Icee. I notice the the buttons on the nozzle to the far left are labeled with sort of odd things. The rest of the nozzles' buttons are labeled with things like "diet cola", "blue raspberry", and so on; but the far left one has non-food sounding things like "waxing". In fact, I don't remember any of the other options. "Waxing" caught my eye and I had to find out what it was. So, I moved in front of it and pressed the button next to waxing. Sure enough, warm, soft wax begins to be extruded from the nozzle. I put both my hands under and the wax mounds up in them, then stops. It is colorless, but being semi-solid it is not really clear. You couldn't see through it clearly, for instance. I think to myself, "I've always shaved my legs; I've never tried waxing before," and I lean down and smear the wax all over my right leg. I wait a moment and then peel it off. It comes off a lot like dead skin when you have a bad sunburn and not at all like I would expect ripping all the hairs on ones leg would be. The side that was next to my skin is utterly covered in black hairs.
Comments
It's true I've never used wax for hair removal. It is not true that I have black hair on my legs, or really a lot of hair on my legs at all. I am pretty sure that were I to find "waxing" as a possible Icee flavor I would probably not put my hands under the nozzle to collect what came out.
I am standing before an Icee machine. It has five or six different dispenser nozzle thingums and each one of these has four or five buttons above it with different flavors marked next to each one. I'm here because someone recommended this Icee machine to me because the cola flavor is diet pepsi; so I can have a sugar free Icee. I notice the the buttons on the nozzle to the far left are labeled with sort of odd things. The rest of the nozzles' buttons are labeled with things like "diet cola", "blue raspberry", and so on; but the far left one has non-food sounding things like "waxing". In fact, I don't remember any of the other options. "Waxing" caught my eye and I had to find out what it was. So, I moved in front of it and pressed the button next to waxing. Sure enough, warm, soft wax begins to be extruded from the nozzle. I put both my hands under and the wax mounds up in them, then stops. It is colorless, but being semi-solid it is not really clear. You couldn't see through it clearly, for instance. I think to myself, "I've always shaved my legs; I've never tried waxing before," and I lean down and smear the wax all over my right leg. I wait a moment and then peel it off. It comes off a lot like dead skin when you have a bad sunburn and not at all like I would expect ripping all the hairs on ones leg would be. The side that was next to my skin is utterly covered in black hairs.
Comments
It's true I've never used wax for hair removal. It is not true that I have black hair on my legs, or really a lot of hair on my legs at all. I am pretty sure that were I to find "waxing" as a possible Icee flavor I would probably not put my hands under the nozzle to collect what came out.