fic: 5 People Patrick Stump Didn't Sleep With...(1/1, bandslash, multiple pairings)

[iphignia939]

How many words can I write about Patrick getting laid? Um, apparently 6,421. Roughly.

Patrick/Gerard, Patrick/Travis, Patrick/Ryan/Brendon/Spencer, Patrick/Chris, Patrick/Pete. And a smidge of het, but that’s one line and you can totally skip it, if you want.

Comments

[andnightsgrow]

aklfasdflksdf. *poke* yeah, do another one.

akldfjadlfasjldfjsd. thanks for making my day that much better. which is a lot, considering all the sex.

[iphignia939]

This fandom, I swear to God. I could pull names out of a hat, and probably do convincing arguments for it. Bless you, Warped Tour!

[andnightsgrow]

*beams* any time, any place, any pairing EVER. it works, if it's involved with fueled by ramen bands. most any plot as well. one just needs a good writer to execute those things, such as yourself! :D

[provetheworst]

Chris Demake/Patrick Stump??????

[provetheworst]

uhm, hi, yes, the -- the whole thing is ... the patrick voice throughout! and then in the last bit, with pete, the dynamic there is so very nice, and they've known each other so long! and you can feel that, for serious.

i am way too tired to be trying to comment on this, but i probably won't remember otherwise and i had to say something. pretty much i love this.

(also, LOL Panic!/Patrick)

[lovesongwriter]

i really liked these. it was sweet.

cept a little fyi: "4. Jeanae (my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend cheated on him twice in one weekend, and all she got was two albums written about her)"

Morgan was the one who cheated on him. Jeanae was just crazy.

[joyfulseeker]

Oh, holy shit. I would give coherent feedback, but I CAN'T, because you burnt out my brain. Like, it was scrumptious and good and then I got to the end, and Pete and Patrick, and, yeah. That. I'm a very happy camper right now. I'm. Going to go read it again now.

[eleanor_lavish]

My love of this fic cannot be described in words. It is of the "get my ass to the airport and fly down and TACKLE you" variety.

Each pairing was so perfect-- touching, heartwrenching, sweet-- you can see Patrick growing through them, learning, becoming the guy who can lay in bed with Pete Wentz and make him come in four minutes with nothing but hot panting breaths and talk of sixteen year old patrick giving pete a facial.

tmi, but really? that image is pretty much enough to send me over the edge too.

I won't even try to pull dialogue because you+pete+patrick are always so fucking spot on it makes me ache to live in your head.

Okay I lied: Pete shuddered and thrust against him once, reflexively, then looked up at him. "Oh my God," he said happily, "you're such a freak."

Oh, he really had no idea. Patrick just smiled, a little sheepish, and kept thumbing his nipple.

and yes. Kinky!Patrick is... right. carry on. nothing to see here.

[iphignia939]

No one does kinky freaky sex in this fandom! A fandom where Pete canonically has a urination fetish and they're all GIANT FREAKS. You disappoint me, fandom.

(...Seriously. Pete had nipple rings. Most everybody wears eyeliner. Where's the rimming?)

[azrielen]

Ryan Ross comes off as SUCH A FREAK to me. As does Patrick. And it suck because then there's all this fic and they both rarely get any freaky hot sex. It makes me sad.

There needs to be more fic written where people get dressed up in leather and do interesting things with riding crops. O.O That might just be me projecting.

[iphignia939]

They're both TOTAL FREAKS, and no one ever DOES ANYTHING WITH IT. WHAT THE HELL. (I'm including myself in that, btw.)