Nov 30, 2011 09:45
This was all from today morning except the last one:
"I've never had this many Facebook friends before. I feel all tingly inside."
Bryan: "Should I go work out or buy a McDonald's sausage McMuffin."
Me: "Sausage McMuffin sounds pretty good."
Bryan: "Sounds DAMN good. I'd take a hash brown over a bicep curl any freaking day."
"Hey you can make fun of me, you can make fun of my mother, my grandmother, but you DO NOT MAKE FUN MICHAEL JORDAN!!!"
"Wow I've never had back acne before. Only stretch marks." *Stares off into space with a sad face*