"What have I seen? What have I seen?"

[iowagoth666]

We went to see the "Importance of Being Earnest" today. It's interesting how our annoyingly strict Catholic school took us to see some play written by an airy fairy homosexual about incest, a Protestant airy fairy homosexual at that. You could tell it was all for the schools benefit, that now they can say they're religiously tolerant or whatever just because they went to see a play in a Protestant school. Naturally everyone in our year thought the play was stupid. They were too retarded to get any of the jokes because :: Gasp :: they were said in an English accent, which is just uncomprehensible to the morons at my school for some reason. Naturally me, Tommy and Gary thought the play was hilarious, and so we were made fun of. On the way out I said to Tommy "I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this play" and he said in a really loud voice "I certainly have. Now I see inter-family relationships are the way forward!" which was kind of hilarious. The girl with sideburns and the imaginary Mr Tierney speech also proved to be quite chortleable. Also today people have started making werewolf noises at me, which is funny compared to the usual "Have you heard of a razor?"

Tomorrow's my last day this year, which sucks. Devon was a total prick today just because I made fun of "Shaz", I'm really considering getting rid of him. I'm sick of his stupid commitment issues as well, the only reason he's stayed my friend this long is because I was never really here.

Better go. Comment damn you people.