2 wheels are better than 4

[iotc]

Today I finally learned how to ride a motorcycle. It's scary and exhilarating! I rode a Yahama 250 dirtbike/streetbike, which was a good thing. If I had learned on anything bigger, I would probably be in a world on superpain right now. Now I just have to convince my sugarmomma to buy me one...Oh, wait. I don't have a sugarmomma. I don't even have

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[anonymous]

i kind of learned how to ride a scooter in portland. Kinda cuz I still can't get down the downshifting.
consider this. consider this, bitch: buy a scooter. that could be you in the corner, losing urIngramSelf in a scooter
i have spoke to much and maybe set it all.
[outro with gay guitar ditty]

[iotc]

Anonymous raises a good point, and I enjoyed the gay ditty. It was sweet!

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[prorather]

See if you can get the Matrix up on 2. It might take a few tries but it would solve this dilemma.

Re: 2

[iotc]

I took your advice. I almost died. Women and children did. Thanks, from behind bars (with a high-speed internet connection, of course).