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[ioreth]

*tacks up message board

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[mouthofsauron]

What the... blinks I could swear it doesn't work that way... IORETH!

[ioreth]

The wonders of science and using leftover bits of Erendis' body. *cute look*

[mouthofsauron]

wait...so the baby is going to be part ERENDIS' too??? Aajskdlf;ajk;laf. What made you think this would be a good idea? Without even asking me?

...I don't want to grow breasts....

[ioreth]

And her genes seem to bring out multiples too. You could have triplets!

I'm...supposed to ask? *tilts head and blinks at Mouth*

[mouthofsauron]

ajsdlkf;dajljlk;akjal;jdlk;. YES. ASKING IS GOOD. I wouldn't expect you to carry a child before...I don't know talking about about it some and making sure you wanted to.

In any case, I didn't think you wanted any more childern... and we're not even married and I don't know...you're so much more experinced with this than I am....

[ioreth]

*widens her eyes*

So we have to be married before you can have kids?

And you have to learn sometime! *pats*

[mouthofsauron]

*goes beet red* >.< Gah....just... this is so wrong....

I want some pickles...

[ioreth]

How are you feeling? I sped it up a bit.

*fetches pickles* Your feet feeling fine? Pants feeling tight?

[mouthofsauron]

o.O You sped it up? By how much?

*mumbles* My feet and back do hurt...

[ioreth]

Couple months. I get bored easily.

*gets out a stethoscope and puts it against Mouth's stomach* Hmm. I think I hear five of them in there! You're having quints!

Shall I give you a footrub?

[mouthofsauron]

...Five... *stunned look* Oh please let them not breath fire or have wings...

Yes please? Props feet up...

[ioreth]

Oh, Sextus, you're practically glowing!

*gives footrub* Of course, you're going to need names. How about Gilraen and Arathil?

[mouthofsauron]

*glares* Certainly. And I think the other three should be named Sauron, Jade and Grima....

[galmod]

Uh.... Dude... name them all after me.

...you're related to me by proxy.

or something. like. um.

...

i've forgotten now.

[mouthofsauron]

Just because I have your daughter-in-law's uterus in me does not made us related...right...

...sorry need more pickles...

[galmod]

no reason not to name them after me, dude.

::thinks very hard::

I have pickles.

In vodka.