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Ok, so umm.. I got a job at honey creek golf course.
thats cool and all, but not as cool as my story for my first day.
So, I was in some neighborhood slightly lost looking for the golf course, and I see these two kids on their bikes. I was like, well fuck this shit, they are all up on my fucking side of the road, so I went to pass them. Usually I couldn't have done this, but I was going downhill so I picked up some major speed and went to pass these little fuckers. I pass the first kid. No problem. Then I go to pass the second one, and out of nowhere he decides he wants to swerve his bike directly in front of my fucking tire. I hit the brake and swerved so I wouldn't hit him, but I would rather fuck some kid's shit up than my car so I nailed the fuck out of his tire/peg/whatever the fuck sent him the way he did. He didn't crash, he just kinda spun out and then kept going straight. After the hit, he looks behind to see what hit him and he sees my huge fucking truck up his ass and I see this look of complete terror in his face, as he looked into mine which had a look of, "I'm about to fuck your shit up, buddy! GTFO of my way, bitch!"
Who the fuck is that guy in the background?
Who cares?
btw, I'm going insane.
thats cool and all, but not as cool as my story for my first day.
So, I was in some neighborhood slightly lost looking for the golf course, and I see these two kids on their bikes. I was like, well fuck this shit, they are all up on my fucking side of the road, so I went to pass them. Usually I couldn't have done this, but I was going downhill so I picked up some major speed and went to pass these little fuckers. I pass the first kid. No problem. Then I go to pass the second one, and out of nowhere he decides he wants to swerve his bike directly in front of my fucking tire. I hit the brake and swerved so I wouldn't hit him, but I would rather fuck some kid's shit up than my car so I nailed the fuck out of his tire/peg/whatever the fuck sent him the way he did. He didn't crash, he just kinda spun out and then kept going straight. After the hit, he looks behind to see what hit him and he sees my huge fucking truck up his ass and I see this look of complete terror in his face, as he looked into mine which had a look of, "I'm about to fuck your shit up, buddy! GTFO of my way, bitch!"
Who the fuck is that guy in the background?
Who cares?
btw, I'm going insane.