Someone is taking this in stride

Jul 20, 2009 23:15

So...

Think Ionia's old enough to drive now, Papa?

when i grow up, heck yes i love events

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sexy_playground July 21 2009, 05:23:12 UTC
Congratulations on the fact you now have breasts and a full functional reproductive system, I am sure you are thrilled by this fact. Enjoy them while you can, because they won't last very long. A week, at tops.

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pedaltothemetal July 21 2009, 05:23:41 UTC
Hey. That's my daughter you're talking about.

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sexy_playground July 21 2009, 05:34:06 UTC
I was just stating facts, my sexual drive only really started when I was twelve years old.

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pedaltothemetal July 21 2009, 05:49:30 UTC
Well state them at someone whose dad can't set his fists on fire.

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sexy_playground July 21 2009, 05:56:09 UTC
You talk like I can't do the same thing.

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blondprodigy July 21 2009, 05:24:51 UTC
. . .

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ionianmode July 21 2009, 05:32:02 UTC
Well I did just get married a few days ago...

It's as though all my dreams are coming true. Aren't you a little young to be thinking about that kind of stuff?

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sexy_playground July 21 2009, 05:39:03 UTC
Being raised as a prince who will turn into a king all my life, I had to be informed about everything around me. Don't think I became the Sexual Education teacher on a whim. Although the experience as school had changed my vocabulary for the most part, I was still well informed, even if I did enjoy playing ignorant.

Now I am stuck with all the learning and knowledge I have had over the years, in this pathetic little childish husk that can barely stay together. My brain feels like it wants to explode, and I am this close to calling forth creatures from hell just so there won't be anymore bent up power on my part.

In short, I am merely stating facts, I will not harm you on the grounds that you are married off to Melissa, even if you happen to be Falcon's daughter.

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ionianmode July 21 2009, 05:40:50 UTC
Awww, that's adorable. I bet a nap will make you feel better.

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sexy_playground July 21 2009, 05:58:59 UTC
I doubt it. Your sense of humor might cause unspeakable abominations. I would be careful if I was you.

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ionianmode July 21 2009, 06:07:01 UTC
Looks to me like the only thing my sense of humour is causing is a nasty case of the grumpies. Try threatening me when I'm half your size again, instead of the other way around.

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sexy_playground July 21 2009, 06:38:05 UTC
...

Whatever happens next, please remember that I warned you properly.

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ionianmode July 21 2009, 07:00:13 UTC
I'll make a note of it.

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