Obnoxious sparkletext? OH BOY

[ionianmode]

GRAND PRIX GRAND PRIX GRAND PRIX *A*

The F-Zero GRAND PRIX is coming up! Ionia is not going to miss a single second of it on TV! Ionia cannot wait! Everybody should come and cheer for Papa Grandpa Falcon, okay? You can also cheer for Mr. Goroh because he will be racing too! (Grandpa Falcon is going to win though. Sorry, Mr. Goroh!)

Daddy is going to

Comments

[things_go_boom]

What is the Grand Prix? It sounds french.

[ionianmode]

It is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER. You have to come watch!

[things_go_boom]

MORE IMPORTANT THAN DEATH RAYS?

[ionianmode]

MORE IMPORTANT THAN DEATH RAYS STRAPPED ONTO TANKS THAT ARE SHOT OUT OF A CANNON THAT IS MOUNTED ON TOP OF A DEATH RAY.

[things_go_boom]

[things_go_boom]

...I'm still not sure what it is.

[ionianmode]

F-ZERO RACES, LASH.

F-ZERO RACES.

[things_go_boom]

...maybe I should goggle it.

*5 minutes later*

[things_go_boom]

AHHHHHHH, DEATH RACE.

Re: *5 minutes later*

[ionianmode]

GRAND PRIX

Re: *5 minutes later*

[things_go_boom]

A GRAND DEATH RACE FOR PRIZES!

Re: *5 minutes later*

[ionianmode]

GRAND PRIX

Re: *5 minutes later*

[things_go_boom]

I WILL BRING CALORIE MATES SO WE DON'T MISS A THING.

There are explosions, right?

Re: *5 minutes later*

[ionianmode]

YAY! What are calorie mates 'A';;

There are MANY MANY EXPLOSIONS when cars CRASH.

Re: *5 minutes later*

[things_go_boom]

Energy bars! I was raised on them as a kid!

OMG SWEEEEEEEEET. Maybe I could modify a tank for racing one day.

Re: *5 minutes later*

[ionianmode]

Energy sounds good *A*

If you become a FOR-REAL F-ZERO RACER then you will have to race Ionia because she is going to be one, too!