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ioncewascool

case file 002: War! What Is It Good For?

Apr 24, 2009 17:12

Veronica, you are not to leave the apartment today. Understand ( Read more... )

let me get my shotgun, worried dad is worried, keith mars does not approve

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threeatonce April 25 2009, 03:54:23 UTC

You are dangerously close to the 'who's your daddy' line there.

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 03:57:07 UTC

No, see, "who's your daddy" is for when I do something unexpectedly awesome. This is "I'm your father and you're going to do what I say or else."

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:13:24 UTC

But what if Backup starts heading for the spot behind the chair?

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:15:36 UTC

He won't. He's standing guard by the door.

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:18:20 UTC

Probably because he has to go number two. Pretty soon he'll start doing that Gotta Pee dance.

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:20:04 UTC

This is serious, Veronica.

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:24:01 UTC

I realize it's serious. But you have to realize that I'm smart enough to stay out of the way when a taser and my cunning intellect aren't going to be any match for some of the people here. Unless Lilly

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:29:29 UTC

Since when? Do I need to go over all the times you've gotten in way over your head? You're not as smart as you think you are, sweetheart, and you aren't invincible. It's my job to make sure you're safe, and if that means that every once in awhile, I have to be a little overbearing, so be it.

1/3 threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:41:02 UTC

None of those people were superheroes, Dad. No, I don't sit down and make tea and paint my nails like other little girls, but

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:41:19 UTC

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:41:36 UTC

Look, I know, okay?

1/2 ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:44:26 UTC

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:45:42 UTC

I worry. They didn't include a section on handling wars in alternate dimensions in the "Overprotective Father" handbook.

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:50:47 UTC

No, but apparently they included the section on "How to Send Robin Goodfellow to Bother Your Daughter."

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 04:54:35 UTC

He's talked to you? Did he say anything inappropriate? Has he tried anything with you? If he makes ONE wrong move, I will end him.

Also? I'm locking you in a tower. And shaving your head. There will be no golden stairs for you.

threeatonce April 25 2009, 04:57:41 UTC

He didn't talk to me, but what kind of private dick would I be if I didn't notice a thing or two?

Also, I'm pretty sure that falls under the abuse category.

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