Comments | ioncewascool: case file 002: War! What Is It Good For?

ioncewascool

Apr 24, 2009 17:12

Veronica, you are not to leave the apartment today. Understand ( Read more... )

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winewomenand April 24 2009, 23:47:22 UTC

I'm pretty sure a man as old and rhomboid as yourself would make an easy target no matter where he was, Mr. Mars.

How's your daughter?

ioncewascool April 24 2009, 23:51:26 UTC

And you would be so very, very wrong, Mr. Goodfellow.

She's fine, thanks for asking. Backup keeps a good eye on her.

winewomenand April 24 2009, 23:56:56 UTC

Would I be very, very wrong, Mr. Mars?

Who's backup and how much will it take to pay backup off?

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 00:02:38 UTC

Yes, you would.

Backup is a well-trained and very protective pitbull. You can't buy him off. Not even with steak.

winewomenand April 25 2009, 00:03:32 UTC

Absolutely terrifying, you are.

What about peanut butter?

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 00:07:36 UTC

Comes with being a father.

Yeah, won't work. You're welcome to try, though, if you don't mind losing a leg.

winewomenand April 25 2009, 00:18:09 UTC

I wouldn't know.

You keep challenging me like that and one day I'm going to show up at your place naked and with a dozen roses.

ioncewascool April 25 2009, 00:20:41 UTC

Obviously.

And please, do. Backup will be more than happy to take care of you.

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