case file 001: Dude, Where's My Daughter?

[ioncewascool]

SEEKING: VERONICA MARS

Has anybody seen this girl?

Comments

voice;

[ioncewascool]

She has?

Well, I'm afraid she hasn't mentioned you at all. Who are you?

voice;

[ioncewascool]

..............................Lancelot?

voice; 1/2

[ioncewascool]

[Long silence.]

voice;

[ioncewascool]

Okay, let me make one thing clear. She and I don't share a trade. I'm the detective. She works part time as my secretary. She's going to go to college. She's going to get a degree in....whatever she wants. And she's going to get a fantastic, well-paying job and never, ever, ever have to think about detective work ever again.

voice;

[ioncewascool]

No, no, I'm sorry. You didn't offend me. I'm just....doing what fathers do.

voice;

[ioncewascool]

It's an ugly, dangerous job. If I had my way, she'd never even have heard of it.

voice;

[ioncewascool]

Yeah. I just wish she found her sense of purpose in teaching kindergartners or something like that.