Yuletide recs part 4
Fix It, or McClane Scale of Annoyance (1943 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Die Hard (Movies), Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Matt Farrell/John McClane if you squint
Characters: Matt Farrell, John McClane
Summary:
When you save the world together, it creates a bond that nothing will ever break. And then you're stuck in your ordinary life being friends with John McClane. Which isn't all that bad, once you perfect the McClane Scale of Annoyance.
Getting to Know You (10292 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Die Hard (Movies), Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Matt Farrell/John McClane
Characters: John McClane, Matt Farrell, Lucy McClane, Original Female Character
Summary:
They’d saved the country, dammit. They deserved some fucking fun, and they were too lame to have any.
“That’s it,” Matt said, making a decision. “We’re going to do this, McClane. No excuses. We are too awesome to be so boring.”
Postcards (1708 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Bring It On
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Torrance Shipman/Isis (Bring It On)
Summary:
I'll send you a postcard from Nationals.
You and I (1144 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jess Bhamra, Jules Paxton
Summary:
Jess jogs after her for a few paces, then tosses the ball up and boots it as hard as she can, without any semblance of technique or finesse. It flies over Jules’ head and she whips around to watch it arc a good twenty feet past her. “Wanker,” she shouts affectionately, and takes off after.
What This Means (1462 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jess Bhamra/Jules Paxton
Characters: Jess Bhamra, Jules Paxton, Tony (Bend It Like Beckham)
Summary:
It turns out that the middle of the emergency room at six o'clock in the morning is probably not the best place to have a life-changing revelation.
At Last, Brother (4841 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Samwell Tarly
Summary:
This is an angsty, explicit, fairly incestuous story about love, lust, and poor communication between teenage boys.
Happy Yuletide.
Similarity (3853 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister, Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Cersei Lannister
Summary:
Jaime has always thought that Cersei would be the love of his life. But in his dreams, there's someone else.
To Whom You Gave Life (1445 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Catelyn Stark, Robb Stark
Summary:
Catelyn loves Robb more than her own life, but Cersei Lannister has her daughters.
Fandom: Die Hard (Movies), Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Matt Farrell/John McClane if you squint
Characters: Matt Farrell, John McClane
Summary:
When you save the world together, it creates a bond that nothing will ever break. And then you're stuck in your ordinary life being friends with John McClane. Which isn't all that bad, once you perfect the McClane Scale of Annoyance.
Getting to Know You (10292 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Die Hard (Movies), Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Matt Farrell/John McClane
Characters: John McClane, Matt Farrell, Lucy McClane, Original Female Character
Summary:
They’d saved the country, dammit. They deserved some fucking fun, and they were too lame to have any.
“That’s it,” Matt said, making a decision. “We’re going to do this, McClane. No excuses. We are too awesome to be so boring.”
Postcards (1708 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Bring It On
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Torrance Shipman/Isis (Bring It On)
Summary:
I'll send you a postcard from Nationals.
You and I (1144 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jess Bhamra, Jules Paxton
Summary:
Jess jogs after her for a few paces, then tosses the ball up and boots it as hard as she can, without any semblance of technique or finesse. It flies over Jules’ head and she whips around to watch it arc a good twenty feet past her. “Wanker,” she shouts affectionately, and takes off after.
What This Means (1462 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jess Bhamra/Jules Paxton
Characters: Jess Bhamra, Jules Paxton, Tony (Bend It Like Beckham)
Summary:
It turns out that the middle of the emergency room at six o'clock in the morning is probably not the best place to have a life-changing revelation.
At Last, Brother (4841 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Samwell Tarly
Summary:
This is an angsty, explicit, fairly incestuous story about love, lust, and poor communication between teenage boys.
Happy Yuletide.
Similarity (3853 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister, Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Cersei Lannister
Summary:
Jaime has always thought that Cersei would be the love of his life. But in his dreams, there's someone else.
To Whom You Gave Life (1445 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Catelyn Stark, Robb Stark
Summary:
Catelyn loves Robb more than her own life, but Cersei Lannister has her daughters.