To the second vending machine in the breakroom;
you are a bastard.
I almost didn't get anything from you, and instead went to the first vending machine.
Then I saw that you had M&M's! Yum! M&M's!
So I slip in my dollar
Hit d0
and you BEEP AT ME and scroll
make another selection
WTF? THere's a whole ROW of M's there! ANd I want one! Try again.
Hit d0
and you BEEP AT ME and scroll
make another selection ... BITCH :P
Then I hit the Change Button, to get my money back-- and you won't spit out my dollar!
Instead I get immitation hostes cupcakes :P
I should have gone to
mebib's car and gotten an orange :(
um. So yeah. You blow.
Later,
Mandy